George W. Bush- a short, pompous, incompetent, unintelligent bastard who has neither public speaking skills nor debating skills and would not know U.S. domestic and especially, FOREIGN policy if it crawled up his ass and took refuge there. The stupid fuck started by using the Bush family name to get his sorry ass into Yale where he maintained a healthy 2.nothing GPA. He also took initiative to become a member of Yale's most exclusive society "the Skull and Bones society," a club where all of Yale's druggies and alcoholics can come together, bullshit, and get inebriated out of coherence. After graduating somewhere near the bottom of his class, W left Yale with a sense of pride, beginning to feel as if he should become a politician like his father in order to help the people of this great country. Of course, as the war in Vietnam unfolded a draft ensued. As this happened, Bush realized that this was his opportunity to help his country. And, as thousands of Americans (virtually all from the lower and middle class) who answered the call to serve their country, Bush suddenly had a "change of heart" and fled to Alabama with the help of his rich father. Later on, young W began to feel bad about dodging the draft so he enlisted in the Air Guard (to this day, I have never heard any reference made about the Air Guard and I do not know of any significant roles that the Air Guard has taken part in. In addition, I have never seen any commercials sponsored by the Air Guard, yet I see commercials sponsored by the National Guard on television all of the time-how peculiar). Then in 2000, (I skipped some stuff) Bush won the presidential election. Though Al Gore won the popular vote (and was actually announced as the winner by one channel), the Republican Party was able to throw out some of Florida's votes, which gave Bush the majority of the Electoral vote and, thus, giving him the win. Now to speed things up, I will make a list of all the things that Bush has caused/fucked up/done (wrong):
-9/11 attacks- Bush ignored a report from the CIA about the possibility of a terrorist attack that would possibly use commercial jets (He received this report on his desk somewhere between May and August of 2001 yet ignored it-the media new about the report yet kept quiet.

-Kyoto Protocol-put simply, he pulled out.

-Antiballistic Missile Treaty (between the U.S. and Russia)-he pulled out.

-Assault weapons ban-he did not renew it.

-The war in Iraq- Bush's reason for war was that he believed Iraq possessed WMD's (it is 2006; where are they?).
His two real reasons for war: (1) oil and (2) to finish what his father started. I will not say anymore about Iraq because there is too much to say.

-The U.S. economy-the stocks are dying and the prices of oil are killing us-Bush, on the other hand, is profiting from this because he owns an oil company, which also proves that he does not give a shit about the environment.

-Voting Rights Act (allows blacks to vote) spent a long time avoiding its renewal until late-July of 2006 (at this time, it was between 6 months and a year from expiration). Then, after renewing it, he began to brag about how he renewed it ahead of schedule.

-the balance of powers-Bush has been ranked at the top of the list of presidents with the most centralized power. He used this power in an attempt to create private military tribunals, which would have violated at least five of the first ten Amendments. Thank God that the Supreme Court overruled him, which proves that our government still has some officials with common sense.

-Wiretapping-Bush began abusing his power by tapping phone lines in order to listen in on people with the hope of "foiling terrorist plots within the United States."

-Violations of International Law-Bush has violated law on many occasions, including the war in Iraq. He bypassed the UN when they voiced their opposition against the idea of war in Iraq.

**future screw up***: Lebanon-As of today, Friday July 28, 2006, Bush wants to send troops into Lebanon to quell the fighting by Hezbollah who, according to Bush, “Want to destroy democracy and disrupt peace." Apparently, Bush does not understand two key concepts :( 1) our military is overextended and overused, thus, depleting our forces. (2) Going into Lebanon with the intention of supporting Israel will only cause more upheaval in the Arab world and trigger more hatred and, consequently, resistance and involvement by Islamic extremists out of their beliefs that Allah calls upon them to "take action and wage war against the infidel." This translates to more commitment by the U.S. and, sadly, the loss of more American soldiers.

To some it up, Bush is the worst president in U.S. history and America should be ASHAMED for re-electing him. Did you fools out there who voted for him actually think that giving him a second chance would allow him to right what he has wronged or are you just that senile or too stupid to face the facts. For those of you who didn't vote for Bush-Thank you. You have proven that at least some of the U.S. is still not completely ignorant or oblivious to what is going on in our government.

Eric: "Dude, American troops have invaded Lebanon and oil prices are up to $100 a barrel!"

Zach: "Really, well I think I know the cause-George W. Bush!"

George W. Bush is at falt for virtually all of America's problems.
The 43rd President of the United States of America

1. He was elected by constituents of the United States
2. If no one liked him, how did he win. If no one voted for him, he must be really smart to be able to cheat the system.
3. Either he did a terrible job and America is full of dumb people (which I am not going to argue with) or he got re-elected because:

There's not been another attack from terrorists inside the United States after 9/11.

Was Saddam responsible for 9/11? Not to my knowledge. Did he use biochemical weapons on his own people and commit crimes against humanity which he should be held responsible for? Yes.

So many people seem to hate Muslims and Islam, I bet you didn't know that Muslims believe in Jesus did you?
I uh, go online and cry about George W. Bush but I didn't vote. No... I haven't written any letters to my governor... You mean he works for me? Oh you mean Bush can't just make up laws when he wants to? You mean CONGRESS okay'd Afghanistan and Iraq? But there can't possibly any way to move weapons of mass destruction into another country! Oh oh, Bush knows how to speak Farsi/Arabic and totally coordinated 9/11!
by KyleF11 March 14, 2008
A president of the United States whom many people like to blame and criticize. Liberals across the country come up with conspiracy theories about how he duped america, yet at the same time, claim he's one of the dumbest people alive.
"George W. Bush lied to the country and went to war just for the oil and tricked everyone! And he's so dumb! He tricked me, so that must mean I'm dumb too!"
by Someguyfromohio June 04, 2007
Hands down one of the best presidents. Most liberals don't take the time to think of how he made our country a better place. Also because most liberals are unappreciative assholes.

1. He helped take out Saddam Hussein
2. He helped the Stock Market boom
3. He turned Iraq into a Democracy
4. He helped found the No Child Left Behind Act
5. He lowered taxes
6. He alleviated the North Korean threat
7. He approved the Immigration reform bill (but liberals killed it.)
8. Helped with Jessica's Law
9. Prevented many terrorist attacks
10. Prevented John Kerry from taking office.
You don't need to be a Republican to approve of George W. Bush. It doesn't even take half of a retard to approve and support Bush.
by James Kolosiej. August 25, 2007
A terrorist's and third-world dictator's worst nightmare.

The target of blind and irrational hatred from liberals, communists, eurotrash, and the Minute Men border patrolling militia.

This usually stems from deep rooted personal insecurities and from growing up in female-dominated households.
Andy: Hey Virgil, how's the economy looking now days?

Virgil: Well the numbers that keep coming in keep surpassing what was forecasted. 40,000 jobs added just last month. And the Dow Jones as broken 12 records over the last 3 weeks.

Andy: Damn, how come no one seems to acknowledge this?

Virgil: Well my son, there's mainly two reasons for this. First, the media hasn't really been covering it. And second, the president has done a terrible job of

george w. bush.
by samuel chase7 February 19, 2007
Ya hes a president, and yes I agree with freedom of speech but WE GET IT HES NOT A GOOD PRESIDENT WE DONT NEED IT SAID 8000000 TIMES!
I hate when people repeat things
by MAX! June 22, 2004
A focal point around which irrational and unthinking Gen Y young people, whose parents have made the internet their primary baby-sitter, take out their blame for all the world's problems they do not understand the complexities of. They alternately name Bush the most sinister, plotting conniving, manipulative human being that has ever lived and the most stupid, naive hick to ever steal the election. Gen Y brats get their marching orders from vapid Hollywood elites who, in turn, get theirs from multi-billionaire foreign currency swindlers and washed up movie stars.
That George W. Bush is so incredibly dumb and moronic he stole two elections and pulled off the largest conpiracy in human history, 9/11.
by A red state realist June 17, 2006
also known as Dubya, he is the GREATEST FUCKING PRESIDENT EVER. He makes everyone feel smart and glad they are not in his position. Also a man of many words*well words that make no sense* and for many including me he is a GOD
(guy) hai man you catch Dubya on da teevee
(other guy) yes i did he was trying to spell Al Queda but struggled because Queda is spelled with a Q not a K.
(guy) i know isnt he great. WHOO HOO PRAISE GOD DUBYA

George W Bush is GOD
by BiggerBadderSpartan August 07, 2008
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