George W. Bush- a short, pompous, incompetent, unintelligent bastard who has neither public speaking skills nor debating skills and would not know U.S. domestic and especially, FOREIGN policy if it crawled up his ass and took refuge there. The stupid fuck started by using the Bush family name to get his sorry ass into Yale where he maintained a healthy 2.nothing GPA. He also took initiative to become a member of Yale's most exclusive society "the Skull and Bones society," a club where all of Yale's druggies and alcoholics can come together, bullshit, and get inebriated out of coherence. After graduating somewhere near the bottom of his class, W left Yale with a sense of pride, beginning to feel as if he should become a politician like his father in order to help the people of this great country. Of course, as the war in Vietnam unfolded a draft ensued. As this happened, Bush realized that this was his opportunity to help his country. And, as thousands of Americans (virtually all from the lower and middle class) who answered the call to serve their country, Bush suddenly had a "change of heart" and fled to Alabama with the help of his rich father. Later on, young W began to feel bad about dodging the draft so he enlisted in the Air Guard (to this day, I have never heard any reference made about the Air Guard and I do not know of any significant roles that the Air Guard has taken part in. In addition, I have never seen any commercials sponsored by the Air Guard, yet I see commercials sponsored by the National Guard on television all of the time-how peculiar). Then in 2000, (I skipped some stuff) Bush won the presidential election. Though Al Gore won the popular vote (and was actually announced as the winner by one channel), the Republican Party was able to throw out some of Florida's votes, which gave Bush the majority of the Electoral vote and, thus, giving him the win. Now to speed things up, I will make a list of all the things that Bush has caused/fucked up/done (wrong):
-9/11 attacks- Bush ignored a report from the CIA about the possibility of a terrorist attack that would possibly use commercial jets (He received this report on his desk somewhere between May and August of 2001 yet ignored it-the media new about the report yet kept quiet.

-Kyoto Protocol-put simply, he pulled out.

-Antiballistic Missile Treaty (between the U.S. and Russia)-he pulled out.

-Assault weapons ban-he did not renew it.

-The war in Iraq- Bush's reason for war was that he believed Iraq possessed WMD's (it is 2006; where are they?).
His two real reasons for war: (1) oil and (2) to finish what his father started. I will not say anymore about Iraq because there is too much to say.

-The U.S. economy-the stocks are dying and the prices of oil are killing us-Bush, on the other hand, is profiting from this because he owns an oil company, which also proves that he does not give a shit about the environment.

-Voting Rights Act (allows blacks to vote) spent a long time avoiding its renewal until late-July of 2006 (at this time, it was between 6 months and a year from expiration). Then, after renewing it, he began to brag about how he renewed it ahead of schedule.

-the balance of powers-Bush has been ranked at the top of the list of presidents with the most centralized power. He used this power in an attempt to create private military tribunals, which would have violated at least five of the first ten Amendments. Thank God that the Supreme Court overruled him, which proves that our government still has some officials with common sense.

-Wiretapping-Bush began abusing his power by tapping phone lines in order to listen in on people with the hope of "foiling terrorist plots within the United States."

-Violations of International Law-Bush has violated law on many occasions, including the war in Iraq. He bypassed the UN when they voiced their opposition against the idea of war in Iraq.

**future screw up***: Lebanon-As of today, Friday July 28, 2006, Bush wants to send troops into Lebanon to quell the fighting by Hezbollah who, according to Bush, “Want to destroy democracy and disrupt peace." Apparently, Bush does not understand two key concepts :( 1) our military is overextended and overused, thus, depleting our forces. (2) Going into Lebanon with the intention of supporting Israel will only cause more upheaval in the Arab world and trigger more hatred and, consequently, resistance and involvement by Islamic extremists out of their beliefs that Allah calls upon them to "take action and wage war against the infidel." This translates to more commitment by the U.S. and, sadly, the loss of more American soldiers.

To some it up, Bush is the worst president in U.S. history and America should be ASHAMED for re-electing him. Did you fools out there who voted for him actually think that giving him a second chance would allow him to right what he has wronged or are you just that senile or too stupid to face the facts. For those of you who didn't vote for Bush-Thank you. You have proven that at least some of the U.S. is still not completely ignorant or oblivious to what is going on in our government.

Eric: "Dude, American troops have invaded Lebanon and oil prices are up to $100 a barrel!"

Zach: "Really, well I think I know the cause-George W. Bush!"

George W. Bush is at falt for virtually all of America's problems.
grandpa? ? ? ?
that guy drooling on himself is my grandpa!
by haitmale March 16, 2004
Two time U.S President who defeated the anti American privileged senators John Forbes Kerry and the Al Gore for those terms. Bush's presidency was mainly defined by keeping the American nation safe from Islamo fascist harm after what happened on September 11, 2001. George W. Bush was successful in forming a good program aimed at producing better teachers and students called No Child Left Behind and sent through a series of tax cuts. In 2005, Bush was wrongly accused of not supporting a corrupt New Orleans city administration riped with Black thugs and Black crackheads who were left in New Orleans during the Katrina Hurricane. The survivors of such an incidence showed their appreciation by doping the federal government and buying expensive items instead of items which the monies were suppose to be used for. President Bush in 2008 bailed out banks part in thanks to poor lending procedures caused by liberals who were saying that they were being racists by not giving monies to Black people, even the ones who could not pay it back. Bush also resigned the Civil Rights Act although Blacks are citizens of the U.S and do not need the act signed as being such since 1865. The Bush Administration was the most integrated one of any, even the ones under the hypocrites called the Democrats. Also, Bush was demonized by the leftist media's bias as well as visualization of the Iraq War and the policies regarding it.
President George W. Bush was a two term president who defeated Al "the bore" Gore and John "flip - flop" Kerry to be the 42nd and 43rd U.S President.
by Marquis D. Canaday November 09, 2009
The 43rd and one of the greatest U.S. Presidents of modern times. The liberals really should grow a pair and stop whining when your President actaually fights back after the country is attacked.
God bless you, George W. Bush.
by FreakyLocz14 May 02, 2009
The 43rd president of the United States of America, and despite a very negative approval rating, is a good man and a great president. George Bush handled, within months of his inauguraion, the most terrible terrorist attack on the U.S. ever, and at the time his handling of this tragedy gave him the highest approval rate of any president. And since then no terrorists have been successful on U.S. soil.
He successfully ivaded Iraq and took Saddam Hussein out of power. Anyone who says the war is bad is ignorant, for they believe only the media, who only looks for the bad things about the war, and the Democrats, cause Bush isn't one. He graduated Yale, he cant be dumb then, bet you couldn't, and I et if any one of you had to talk to the country, you speaking would be ten times worse than his. And for the haters out there, if Al Gore was president, there'd be attacks by the day... but there would be less pollution, so we'd all be dead, but the earth is spic and span...right. And Kerry wouldn't have been able to decide anything.
Anyone who believes George W. Bush is a bad president is an ignorant, uneducated S.O.B.
by Jay Liarge July 16, 2007
The guy for Americans to blame when stuff goes wrong.
Politician 1: Oil prices are high

Politician 2: It's because of that stupid George W. Bush

Guy 1: My girlfriend just broke up with me!

Guy 2: It's because of that stupid George W. Bush!
by A.nonyomous July 17, 2006
A president that everyone hates for almost no good reason.
Reason's people hate Bush
Iraq- Sure Iraq wasn't the smartest decision in the book but at least the Iraqis arent living like the Russians in Stalin's day
Hurricane Katrina- Katrina was a disaster because of the Louisiana government fucking up, not the federal.
Messing up in Grammar- OK we're all human and people make mistakes. But if mistakes in grammar is your only argument you have left on why he's a bad president, you lost the argument.
Idiot- I hate Bush
Average Joe- why?
Idiot- Because everyone else hates Bush
Average Joe- Everyone else also says jumping off bridges is cool
Idiot- OK thanks (jumps off a bridge an hour later)

George W. Bush wasn't the greatest president but he's definatly not the worst.
by aneverydaynormalguy August 31, 2010
if you hate the president, get the fuck out of America.
Oh sure, like george w. bush instigated the 911 attack... Idiots...
by anonymous_conservative May 24, 2007

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