George W. Bush- a short, pompous, incompetent, unintelligent bastard who has neither public speaking skills nor debating skills and would not know U.S. domestic and especially, FOREIGN policy if it crawled up his ass and took refuge there. The stupid fuck started by using the Bush family name to get his sorry ass into Yale where he maintained a healthy 2.nothing GPA. He also took initiative to become a member of Yale's most exclusive society "the Skull and Bones society," a club where all of Yale's druggies and alcoholics can come together, bullshit, and get inebriated out of coherence. After graduating somewhere near the bottom of his class, W left Yale with a sense of pride, beginning to feel as if he should become a politician like his father in order to help the people of this great country. Of course, as the war in Vietnam unfolded a draft ensued. As this happened, Bush realized that this was his opportunity to help his country. And, as thousands of Americans (virtually all from the lower and middle class) who answered the call to serve their country, Bush suddenly had a "change of heart" and fled to Alabama with the help of his rich father. Later on, young W began to feel bad about dodging the draft so he enlisted in the Air Guard (to this day, I have never heard any reference made about the Air Guard and I do not know of any significant roles that the Air Guard has taken part in. In addition, I have never seen any commercials sponsored by the Air Guard, yet I see commercials sponsored by the National Guard on television all of the time-how peculiar). Then in 2000, (I skipped some stuff) Bush won the presidential election. Though Al Gore won the popular vote (and was actually announced as the winner by one channel), the Republican Party was able to throw out some of Florida's votes, which gave Bush the majority of the Electoral vote and, thus, giving him the win. Now to speed things up, I will make a list of all the things that Bush has caused/fucked up/done (wrong):
-9/11 attacks- Bush ignored a report from the CIA about the possibility of a terrorist attack that would possibly use commercial jets (He received this report on his desk somewhere between May and August of 2001 yet ignored it-the media new about the report yet kept quiet.

-Kyoto Protocol-put simply, he pulled out.

-Antiballistic Missile Treaty (between the U.S. and Russia)-he pulled out.

-Assault weapons ban-he did not renew it.

-The war in Iraq- Bush's reason for war was that he believed Iraq possessed WMD's (it is 2006; where are they?).
His two real reasons for war: (1) oil and (2) to finish what his father started. I will not say anymore about Iraq because there is too much to say.

-The U.S. economy-the stocks are dying and the prices of oil are killing us-Bush, on the other hand, is profiting from this because he owns an oil company, which also proves that he does not give a shit about the environment.

-Voting Rights Act (allows blacks to vote) spent a long time avoiding its renewal until late-July of 2006 (at this time, it was between 6 months and a year from expiration). Then, after renewing it, he began to brag about how he renewed it ahead of schedule.

-the balance of powers-Bush has been ranked at the top of the list of presidents with the most centralized power. He used this power in an attempt to create private military tribunals, which would have violated at least five of the first ten Amendments. Thank God that the Supreme Court overruled him, which proves that our government still has some officials with common sense.

-Wiretapping-Bush began abusing his power by tapping phone lines in order to listen in on people with the hope of "foiling terrorist plots within the United States."

-Violations of International Law-Bush has violated law on many occasions, including the war in Iraq. He bypassed the UN when they voiced their opposition against the idea of war in Iraq.

**future screw up***: Lebanon-As of today, Friday July 28, 2006, Bush wants to send troops into Lebanon to quell the fighting by Hezbollah who, according to Bush, “Want to destroy democracy and disrupt peace." Apparently, Bush does not understand two key concepts :( 1) our military is overextended and overused, thus, depleting our forces. (2) Going into Lebanon with the intention of supporting Israel will only cause more upheaval in the Arab world and trigger more hatred and, consequently, resistance and involvement by Islamic extremists out of their beliefs that Allah calls upon them to "take action and wage war against the infidel." This translates to more commitment by the U.S. and, sadly, the loss of more American soldiers.

To some it up, Bush is the worst president in U.S. history and America should be ASHAMED for re-electing him. Did you fools out there who voted for him actually think that giving him a second chance would allow him to right what he has wronged or are you just that senile or too stupid to face the facts. For those of you who didn't vote for Bush-Thank you. You have proven that at least some of the U.S. is still not completely ignorant or oblivious to what is going on in our government.

Eric: "Dude, American troops have invaded Lebanon and oil prices are up to $100 a barrel!"

Zach: "Really, well I think I know the cause-George W. Bush!"

George W. Bush is at falt for virtually all of America's problems.
United States president who got totally raped by the situation he was in, then got gang raped by the media.
Option one:

Media: "George W. Bush attacked Afghanistan! What a belligerent asshole"

Option two:

Media: "George W. Bush didn't attack Afghanistan after they destroyed the Towers! What a pussy!"
by sxbvfdsgafra January 02, 2011
(Why do I know I am going to get so many thumbs down for this?) Blamed by many irresponsible people who just like to blame him because others are doing this. Many problems in America like th economy are being blamed on him because people don't have the foggiest idea how the economy is run and expect that somehow the president can use leadership to turn the economy around. Constantly blamed by a generation who watch to much left wing propaganda. This generation is lazy and and blames other people for it's problems. I am completely ashamed to belong to this generation.
The surge in Iraq has produced good results and yet the media has stifled all good word coming from Iraq. Many Iraqis are glad we are here. George W. Bush is not killing innocent people for oil. That is a blank, stupid, dimwitted, blatant, outright lie.
by Avowed Conservative February 05, 2008
The guy for Americans to blame when stuff goes wrong.
Politician 1: Oil prices are high

Politician 2: It's because of that stupid George W. Bush

Guy 1: My girlfriend just broke up with me!

Guy 2: It's because of that stupid George W. Bush!
by A.nonyomous July 17, 2006
So far the best president out of the past 3. Sure he made a few bad decisions like every president but he did take out an evil dictator and cut taxes. He also had to deal with the mess Clinton left behind, which included a scaled back military and a recession.

And as for Iraq... he didn't invade for oil, or else gas prices would be lower. It was because we thought that Saddam had accomplished making WMD's,which he had not... YET!. but anyways we can all agree tat the world is a better place without that nutjob.

For all of you who hate him because of FEMA's response to Katrina. Fuck Off. Bush didn't personally tell FEMA to be slow... it was just stupid government bureaucracy at work. And the private sector donated a lot more than the government.
It pisses me off when liberals blame George W. Bush for everything bad to happen to America during his term. He fucked up a little but who hasn't.
by HeWasBetterThanClinton January 31, 2011
The 43rd president. A Republican Conservative.

A Christian man who unarguably cared for the country and was faced with many difficult decisions. The debate is whether or not those decisions were helpful or hurtful to the country.
One of the most controversial president's in U.S. history.

Despite popular belief, it is too soon to tell whether or not he was a good or bad president.

Many people base his presidency off of the scolding of the media, however, many presidents (such as Truman, the most hated president of all time) are looked back on as some of the greatest leaders.

However, since associated with poor economy and the war in Iraq (a war being held in the wrong place), he could be looked back on as making some of the worst decisions for America in a time of crisis (911, domestic problems).
Democrat: George W. Bush sucks! He is the worst president of all time!!!
Republican: NO!!! George Bush RULES! He is the best president of all time!!
Intellectual: Sorry, but we do not know yet if George Bush made decisions that benefited the country or hurt it.

Democrat: YEAH WELL HE'S A DUMMY!
Republican: YEAH WELL HE SAVED US FROM ANOTHER TERRIST ATTACK!
Intellectual: Ugh...
by InfaredREverse July 05, 2009
One of the smartest men alive. People call him stupid, but how stupid can you be to steal two elections, force the country into an economic depression. He's not stupid, and I hate him for it. Oh yea, and while he was at Yale, he was a CHEERLEADER!
George W. Bush: Hey Dick Chaney. How will we fuck up the world today??
by Hufongpoo January 15, 2009
A president who actually has the balls to make an effort to change the world, get rid of terrorism, rebuild the Gulf Coast, improve the economy, cut taxes, lower unemployment, promote faith-based initiatives, hold educators accountable, cut down on abortions, and sustain the right of the American people to use firearms. Non-voters, communists, liberals, sheep, and people with IQs lower than 100 get satisfaction out of saying things like he looks like a monkey, is stupid, and blame him for high gas prices and acts of nature. Yet the voting public will continue to vote in Republicans because Republicans are ethical, optimistic, belive in freedom, and actually make progress while in office, instead of the Democrats who are famous for being corrupt, initiating military drafts, raising taxes and pouring it into stupid healthcare and welfare programs that don't do shit, getting blow jobs from interns, and launching random cruise missiles.
George W. Bush deserves a 3rd term, so we can continue to spread freedom, a free market economy, and Christianity around the world.
by acb September 18, 2006
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