George W. Bush- a short, pompous, incompetent, unintelligent bastard who has neither public speaking skills nor debating skills and would not know U.S. domestic and especially, FOREIGN policy if it crawled up his ass and took refuge there. The stupid fuck started by using the Bush family name to get his sorry ass into Yale where he maintained a healthy 2.nothing GPA. He also took initiative to become a member of Yale's most exclusive society "the Skull and Bones society," a club where all of Yale's druggies and alcoholics can come together, bullshit, and get inebriated out of coherence. After graduating somewhere near the bottom of his class, W left Yale with a sense of pride, beginning to feel as if he should become a politician like his father in order to help the people of this great country. Of course, as the war in Vietnam unfolded a draft ensued. As this happened, Bush realized that this was his opportunity to help his country. And, as thousands of Americans (virtually all from the lower and middle class) who answered the call to serve their country, Bush suddenly had a "change of heart" and fled to Alabama with the help of his rich father. Later on, young W began to feel bad about dodging the draft so he enlisted in the Air Guard (to this day, I have never heard any reference made about the Air Guard and I do not know of any significant roles that the Air Guard has taken part in. In addition, I have never seen any commercials sponsored by the Air Guard, yet I see commercials sponsored by the National Guard on television all of the time-how peculiar). Then in 2000, (I skipped some stuff) Bush won the presidential election. Though Al Gore won the popular vote (and was actually announced as the winner by one channel), the Republican Party was able to throw out some of Florida's votes, which gave Bush the majority of the Electoral vote and, thus, giving him the win. Now to speed things up, I will make a list of all the things that Bush has caused/fucked up/done (wrong):
-9/11 attacks- Bush ignored a report from the CIA about the possibility of a terrorist attack that would possibly use commercial jets (He received this report on his desk somewhere between May and August of 2001 yet ignored it-the media new about the report yet kept quiet.

-Kyoto Protocol-put simply, he pulled out.

-Antiballistic Missile Treaty (between the U.S. and Russia)-he pulled out.

-Assault weapons ban-he did not renew it.

-The war in Iraq- Bush's reason for war was that he believed Iraq possessed WMD's (it is 2006; where are they?).
His two real reasons for war: (1) oil and (2) to finish what his father started. I will not say anymore about Iraq because there is too much to say.

-The U.S. economy-the stocks are dying and the prices of oil are killing us-Bush, on the other hand, is profiting from this because he owns an oil company, which also proves that he does not give a shit about the environment.

-Voting Rights Act (allows blacks to vote) spent a long time avoiding its renewal until late-July of 2006 (at this time, it was between 6 months and a year from expiration). Then, after renewing it, he began to brag about how he renewed it ahead of schedule.

-the balance of powers-Bush has been ranked at the top of the list of presidents with the most centralized power. He used this power in an attempt to create private military tribunals, which would have violated at least five of the first ten Amendments. Thank God that the Supreme Court overruled him, which proves that our government still has some officials with common sense.

-Wiretapping-Bush began abusing his power by tapping phone lines in order to listen in on people with the hope of "foiling terrorist plots within the United States."

-Violations of International Law-Bush has violated law on many occasions, including the war in Iraq. He bypassed the UN when they voiced their opposition against the idea of war in Iraq.

**future screw up***: Lebanon-As of today, Friday July 28, 2006, Bush wants to send troops into Lebanon to quell the fighting by Hezbollah who, according to Bush, “Want to destroy democracy and disrupt peace." Apparently, Bush does not understand two key concepts :( 1) our military is overextended and overused, thus, depleting our forces. (2) Going into Lebanon with the intention of supporting Israel will only cause more upheaval in the Arab world and trigger more hatred and, consequently, resistance and involvement by Islamic extremists out of their beliefs that Allah calls upon them to "take action and wage war against the infidel." This translates to more commitment by the U.S. and, sadly, the loss of more American soldiers.

To some it up, Bush is the worst president in U.S. history and America should be ASHAMED for re-electing him. Did you fools out there who voted for him actually think that giving him a second chance would allow him to right what he has wronged or are you just that senile or too stupid to face the facts. For those of you who didn't vote for Bush-Thank you. You have proven that at least some of the U.S. is still not completely ignorant or oblivious to what is going on in our government.

Eric: "Dude, American troops have invaded Lebanon and oil prices are up to $100 a barrel!"

Zach: "Really, well I think I know the cause-George W. Bush!"

George W. Bush is at falt for virtually all of America's problems.
The leader of the highest level of organized crime ever seen by the world in the history of all mankind.
George W. Bush is the appointed, not elected, president of the U.S.A. and enough to make most Americans ashamed to be from such a place.
by D. December 06, 2004
A complete joke. The biggest embarassment the U.S. has shown to the world.
Ever since Bush went into office, we have been hated by the majority of the international community. Although there are nations that do support us, many of people that live in these nations are upset that their own leaders support Bush. Examples: Britain, Italy, and Poland.
by AC September 14, 2004
43rd president of the United States and subject of much controversy.

He was elected with a minority of the popular vote and a highly disputed electoral vote in Florida (won by a few hundred votes), and many citizens refer to him as "stealing the election".

He presided over the country after the attacks of September 11th and subsequently overthrew the governments of Afghanistan (in direct response for said attacks) and Iraq (on the premise of enforcing UN regulations on Iraqi weapons of mass destruction). The invasion of Iraq was enacted without the support of the UN itself and was fraught with controversy. The most common accusation is that Bush invaded Iraq for its oil supplies (aside from insulting his intelligence).

Bush's record during the Vietnam War has also been called into question. Bush served in the Texas National Guard air corp, but accusations have been raised about him showing up for duty. This controversy cannot be solved, as the records which applied to Bush's service were lost while they were transfered from microfilm to computer.

George W. Bush may be the most hated president of all time. Only history can tell what he has accomplished.
Examples of anti-Bush slogans
"No Blood for Oil"
"Hail to the Thief"
"AWOL"
by Benjamin1986 August 27, 2004
Republican President 2000-2004, ex-governor of Texas, son of President George H W Bush, brother of Governor Jeb Bush of Florida. Graduated from Yale, and was a member of the Texas Air National Guard during the Vietnam War. Center of much controversy, beginning with his military record, then suspicious mishandled counts that won him the election by only 500 votes in his brother's state, then with his extended vacations prior to 9-11, his response to 9-11 and the ensuing War in Iraq, and finally alleged connections with the 527 group SwiftBoat Veterans for Truth, an ANti-Kerry agency. also the butt of many jokes because of his difficulty with speaking. Instated the No Child Left Behind policy, as well as the controversial Patriot Act, and is well known for his tax cuts and support of the proposed gay marriage ammendment.
now this isn't a bush-hating def. its a list of controversial topics surrounding his presidency. Tried to be as impartial as I could.
by Shwaggy September 06, 2004
A man whose idea of freeing people is to blow them up. Since coming to power he has managed to invade 2 countries for pure profit. Before September 11th, spent 46% of his time on holiday. America would be better off with a monkey in charge.
Today President Bush said he was going to devaluate the Yen, causing a stock market panic. Apparently he meant deflate.
by Snake May 09, 2005
1. The downfall of America. This stupid little prick has the brain of a doorknob (and that's a compliment!). Having associations with Osama Bin Laden, this fucking asshole should never have been re-elected, or even elected for that matter (seen Farenhiet 9/11?). He's also Dick Cheney's bitch, doing everything that he tells him. What a stupid tosspot!!!

2. Son of George H W Bush, this bastard was born in the *greatest* (note sarcasm) state of all- Texas. This piece of shit is a sure redneck. Why is he our President????
1. The bush is around the dick????

2. Reporter- The country is being attacked! What are you going to do?

Bush- I's goin' on vo-ca-tion (stupid ass Bush).
by Bush-Hater January 04, 2005
a bush that seems to increase in power and stupitidy when in close proximity to a dick
I tried to remove my George W Bush but it's hanging around like a bad case of herpes.
by joe November 05, 2004

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