Perhaps the strongest argument for birth control America has ever seen. The president of the United States, he continually manages to fuck up everything he puts his hands on. Similar to a toddler, George can be motivated with fruit snacks and bed-time stories, especially told by Karl Rove or Dick Cheney, the best argument against removing Bush from office.
Despite the fact that Bush didn't win the popular or electoral vote in his first election and through disenfranchisement and rich-boy political string-pulling was able to scrape off a win for his second term, he believes he is a messenger from God destined to lead the world to glory. The most striking difference between Bush and Pinnochio is that Bush's nose doesn't grow when he lies, and Bush already is a real boy.
"He speaks to the audience as if they're idiots. I think the reason he does that is because that's the way these issues were explained to him." – Graydon Carter

"Bush didn't really win on his popularity last time. He won on scaring people that Kerry might do something stupid like, I don't know, sell the ports to the Arabs." – Bill Maher

Warren told his dad that he was as smart as George W. Bush and got grounded for a month.
by TheHammer March 12, 2006
The 43d President of the United States, a man whose greatest legacy will be remembered as international controversy, massive budget deficits, and a near total lack of anything even remotely resembling diplomacy in his political dealings.
by Brian X September 22, 2003
A true American embarrassment. He is not stoping terrorism, nor did he catch Saddam Hussein, he put brave Americans (such as myself) in harm's way, to do it for him.
George W. Bush is a horrible, horrible embarrassment, we should all be a little bit ashamed every time he opens his mouth.
by Shamu VonWhalingham July 16, 2005
Proof of the American dream - it's true - ANYONE can become President of the United States of America.
"Yes Georgie! Harder!" - Tony Blair.
by Alex June 30, 2003
a president who is semi- retarted but got ellected twice anyway. hes living proof that elections are rigged!!!!!!!DOWN WITH BUSH!!!!!!!
a villege in texas has lost its idiot which is bush!!
by hey what r u eating April 13, 2005
the stupidist mofo who ever walked the Earth. He's just so much of a dumbass the only way i can properly describe him is: George Bush is a dumbass.
America needs to shave its Bush.
by Super L March 19, 2005
Staunch defender of American oil interests.
"Shit, man. Fuck the poor."-George W. Bush.
by Michael W. December 13, 2003
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