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Perhaps the strongest argument for birth control America has ever seen. The president of the United States, he continually manages to fuck up everything he puts his hands on. Similar to a toddler, George can be motivated with fruit snacks and bed-time stories, especially told by Karl Rove or Dick Cheney, the best argument against removing Bush from office.
Despite the fact that Bush didn't win the popular or electoral vote in his first election and through disenfranchisement and rich-boy political string-pulling was able to scrape off a win for his second term, he believes he is a messenger from God destined to lead the world to glory. The most striking difference between Bush and Pinnochio is that Bush's nose doesn't grow when he lies, and Bush already is a real boy.
"He speaks to the audience as if they're idiots. I think the reason he does that is because that's the way these issues were explained to him." – Graydon Carter

"Bush didn't really win on his popularity last time. He won on scaring people that Kerry might do something stupid like, I don't know, sell the ports to the Arabs." – Bill Maher

Warren told his dad that he was as smart as George W. Bush and got grounded for a month.
by TheHammer March 12, 2006

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A president that everyone hates for almost no good reason.
Reason's people hate Bush
Iraq- Sure Iraq wasn't the smartest decision in the book but at least the Iraqis arent living like the Russians in Stalin's day
Hurricane Katrina- Katrina was a disaster because of the Louisiana government fucking up, not the federal.
Messing up in Grammar- OK we're all human and people make mistakes. But if mistakes in grammar is your only argument you have left on why he's a bad president, you lost the argument.
Idiot- I hate Bush
Average Joe- why?
Idiot- Because everyone else hates Bush
Average Joe- Everyone else also says jumping off bridges is cool
Idiot- OK thanks (jumps off a bridge an hour later)

George W. Bush wasn't the greatest president but he's definatly not the worst.
by aneverydaynormalguy August 31, 2010

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if you hate the president, get the fuck out of America.
Oh sure, like george w. bush instigated the 911 attack... Idiots...
by anonymous_conservative May 24, 2007

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The 43rd President of the United States of America

1. He was elected by constituents of the United States
2. If no one liked him, how did he win. If no one voted for him, he must be really smart to be able to cheat the system.
3. Either he did a terrible job and America is full of dumb people (which I am not going to argue with) or he got re-elected because:

There's not been another attack from terrorists inside the United States after 9/11.

Was Saddam responsible for 9/11? Not to my knowledge. Did he use biochemical weapons on his own people and commit crimes against humanity which he should be held responsible for? Yes.

So many people seem to hate Muslims and Islam, I bet you didn't know that Muslims believe in Jesus did you?
I uh, go online and cry about George W. Bush but I didn't vote. No... I haven't written any letters to my governor... You mean he works for me? Oh you mean Bush can't just make up laws when he wants to? You mean CONGRESS okay'd Afghanistan and Iraq? But there can't possibly any way to move weapons of mass destruction into another country! Oh oh, Bush knows how to speak Farsi/Arabic and totally coordinated 9/11!
by KyleF11 March 14, 2008

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A president of the United States whom many people like to blame and criticize. Liberals across the country come up with conspiracy theories about how he duped america, yet at the same time, claim he's one of the dumbest people alive.
"George W. Bush lied to the country and went to war just for the oil and tricked everyone! And he's so dumb! He tricked me, so that must mean I'm dumb too!"
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Hands down one of the best presidents. Most liberals don't take the time to think of how he made our country a better place. Also because most liberals are unappreciative assholes.

1. He helped take out Saddam Hussein
2. He helped the Stock Market boom
3. He turned Iraq into a Democracy
4. He helped found the No Child Left Behind Act
5. He lowered taxes
6. He alleviated the North Korean threat
7. He approved the Immigration reform bill (but liberals killed it.)
8. Helped with Jessica's Law
9. Prevented many terrorist attacks
10. Prevented John Kerry from taking office.
You don't need to be a Republican to approve of George W. Bush. It doesn't even take half of a retard to approve and support Bush.
by James Kolosiej. August 25, 2007

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A terrorist's and third-world dictator's worst nightmare.

The target of blind and irrational hatred from liberals, communists, eurotrash, and the Minute Men border patrolling militia.

This usually stems from deep rooted personal insecurities and from growing up in female-dominated households.
Andy: Hey Virgil, how's the economy looking now days?

Virgil: Well the numbers that keep coming in keep surpassing what was forecasted. 40,000 jobs added just last month. And the Dow Jones as broken 12 records over the last 3 weeks.

Andy: Damn, how come no one seems to acknowledge this?

Virgil: Well my son, there's mainly two reasons for this. First, the media hasn't really been covering it. And second, the president has done a terrible job of

george w. bush.
by samuel chase7 February 19, 2007

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Ya hes a president, and yes I agree with freedom of speech but WE GET IT HES NOT A GOOD PRESIDENT WE DONT NEED IT SAID 8000000 TIMES!
I hate when people repeat things
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