1. Somebody idiots support.

2. Somebody who only got votes because stupid people are afraid of anything even remotely left-wing.

3. Pathetic excuse for a leader... all who follow him are similarly pathetic.

4. The single man responsible from lowering the USA's average IQ from the normal (100) to 41.

5. The reason why the word "retarded" is used more and more.

6. Somebody who supports "bravery" by soldiers, yet pussies out of service himself. see AWOL.
"Comparing Bush to Hitler is like comparing Gandhi to Jeffrey Dahmer"? Fuck no! Gandhi used non-violent resistance.

Comparing Bush to Hitler is REALLY like omparing Ed Gein to Timothy McVeigh - both murderers, but different brands.

2. "Comparing Bush to Bin Laden is like saying Churchill and Hitler are the same"? Fuck no! Churchill opposed a power-hungry freak, Bush is one.

Comparing Bush to Bin Laden is like saying the truth - both cowards.

1. Idiot: "I support Bush!"

2. Republican: "Holy shit! That guy's a democrat?! I can't vote for him, (despite I agreeing with his policies), I'd be called liberal!" (Too stupid to realise voting is anonymous...)

3. Republican: "I'm patheic..."

4. Bush (senior): "Now, son, let's open up the result of your medical..."

Bush (junior): "Huh huh huh huh huh..."

Bush (senior): "I knew it! It's heritary... you don't have a brain either!"

Bush (junior): "Huh huh huh huh huh..."

5. Reporter: "We're here at the local shopping mall to find out opinions on our President... excuse me, young man..."

Anybody: "Yeah?"

Reporter: "What do you think of George W. Bush?"

Anybody: "Retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded... etc.."

6. Officer: "Where on God's green earth is soldier George W. Bush?!"

Private: "He's gone AWOL, sir. Re-reading his ABCs..."

Officer: "He better got his yella ass back here pronto!"

Private: "Unlikely, sir. He's still looking at the pictures... not started on 'A' yet..."
by wez-1 August 14, 2005
Proof that voting in America can be rigged. Instigated the 9/11 attacks with his illogical foreign policies, and made the world hate America even more by starting an illegal oil war in Iraq. He has also succeeded in turning America from a once prosperous nation into a debt-ridden chaos.
Way to go, Dubya.
by AYB April 08, 2003
only man alive to make Forest Gump look smart
Mama always said stupid is as George W Bush does
by scarppy August 27, 2003
A political puppet of large companies whose main goals in life are getting rich and destroying the planet in the process.
That's not a president, that's a prostitute!
by Beelzebob May 22, 2003
George W Bush is America's greatest village idiot.
by Stoneur August 09, 2003
Perhaps the worst, most hypocritical, idiotic president the U.S. has ever had in office (and anyone who supports him and his war effort in the Middle East needs a foot broken up into his/her ass and his/her facts straightened out).
George W. Bush is a dick!
A reason to move to Canada.
I can't take four more years of dingus ruining our country, I'm moving to Canada!
by John September 01, 2004
He's our current president. I am a very Christian person and I hate the man. Yes, he's Christian but he doesn't seem to get separation of church and state. And I don't get how you could say abortions are a sensless waste of life yet send innocent people off to war and blow up people in an underdeveloped country for shady reasons. And I'm sick of the conservatives calling themselves 'normal people' and 'patriots'. I have a normal, boring life and I love my country, but I could never love GWB.
ignorance plain and simple.
by Brienne January 24, 2004

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