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291.
n. (jorj booch)
1) 43rd President of The United States.

2) 21st century American leader who’s rise to power necessitated the downgrading of Caligula, Nero, and King George IV to ‘moderate’ twits in the History of World Politics Almanac.

3) American president who frequently confused a Scottish terrier for that little black briefcase containing the DEFCON 1 nuclear alert codes, and carried it with him on the Marine 1 helicopter as a result of the mistake. (Ironically, most of his staff was actually relieved when he made this mistake.)

5) The Bush family's equivalent of Fredo, in the Corleone family. (Except for the part about ‘banging cocktail waitresses two at a time.’ Substitute countries.)

6) The first American head of state to argue that Raphael was a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle during a presidential debate. (The American electorate took this as a comforting sign that he was not a member of the 'liberal elite,' and re-elected him.)

7) The political equivalent of Wile E. Coyote:
ie-despite having unlimited access to Acme giant magnets, sling shots, rockets and vanishing cream, somehow managed to:
a) Be too stoned to hit the bottle when asked for a urine sample, requisite to getting flight status in the Alabama Air National Guard.

b) Go broke in the oil business in Texas in the middle of an oil boon.

c) Not realize that Osama bin Laden was about to attack the United States after being handed an intelligence bulletin entitled "Bin Laden about to attack the United States" two weeks before Bin Laden attacked the United States.

d) Invade Iraq in an attempt to capture a flea-bitten rat scrotum who was actually living in Afghanistan at the time. (Although, the confusion in geography was clearly President Clinton's fault for getting spooge all over the official White House Atlas.)

e) Whip the American public into a xenophobic frenzy against Arabs as an election issue, then sell American ports to Arabs in an election year, then claim he didn't know what he did, but that he was going to defend to the death what he didn't know he did. (see: clusterfuck.)

f) Appoint his Harvard room mate Jim Ignitowski to be head of FEMA, despite having bunrt out most of his brain cells with LSD during the 60s.

g) Nominate a candidate for the Supreme Court who's only obvious qualification for the job was that she was an expert in pulling his metaphorical ding-a-ling.

h) Constantly shoot his fellow Republicans in the foot. (A variation of the tactic commonly employed by VP Dick Cheney to raise party funds.)

8) A generally good natured and nice guy whom you would like to be leader of your kids in summer camp, but not necessarily leader of the free world in the new millennium.
“Is George Bush in town for one of those faux town hall meetings, or did somebody just let that gang of circus midgets out of the drunk tank early?”
by parisofpriam February 25, 2006
 
50.
a partially evolved species of ape, still holding specific traits such as a ridiculous face, going bananas over ape shit, unclean and without human intellect
"Dudee did u hear a George Bush just got elected for president?!?!!"

"Holy shittt!! Those monkeys are almost extinct!!"

"I know!! His future plans will drive us into extinction as well!!"

"Thats fucking awesome dudeee !!"

George Bush
by lil' mozzie November 28, 2010
 
51.
THE FUCKING ANTICHRIST!
1 John 2:30 "GEORGE BUSH IS THE FUCKING ANTICHRIST!"
by Alex Johnson(Hotass23) September 17, 2008
 
52.
(vb.) A slightly offensive term meaning to fail, to mess things up, or to inevitably ruin the end product.

(adj.) Describing a person or thing as being a failure, or known for ruining things.

(noun) Someone or thing that is a failure and will screw things up for you.
(adjective) You just went George Bush on the entire thing!
(noun) She's a George Bush. Don't hire her.
(verb) Don't Bush this up!
by ThatGirlInTheBack April 09, 2011
 
53.
a fucktard and a discrase to the United States America
George Bush is the worst president ever he's the reason my dad had to
go to dat hell hole we call iraq
by yo daddy house March 07, 2009
 
54.
hes the man who says alot of things alot of funny and whether u hate him or not hes pretty funny. he could be a comedian. seriouly if u heard some of the stuff hes said u laugh ur self to death. i think hes a pretty ok dude jus hes not up to date so to speak.if u want to hear some stuff he said go to http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/bushquotes/a/dumbbushquotes_2.htm.
some stuff he said.
"They misunderestimated me." --Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000

"We found the weapons of mass destruction. We found biological laboratories ... And we'll find more weapons as time goes on. But for those who say we haven't found the banned manufacturing devices or banned weapons, they're wrong, we found them." --Washington, D.C., May 30, 2003

"Those weapons of mass destruction have got to be somewhere!" --joking about his administration's failure to find WMDs in Iraq as he narrated a comic slideshow during the Radio & TV Correspondents' Association dinner, Washington, D.C., March 24, 2004
really have u heard the things george bush has said.
by supervamp August 23, 2008
 
55.
idiot
George Bush is idiot
by GBUSH August 22, 2008
 
56.
Worst President in the history of the US. Makes this country look and feel like a shithole, Bush is one of those people you want to take a spiked dildo and shove it up this ass sideways with no lubercant.
man, ima go pull off a george bush on that nigga"
by pfft dont tell November 10, 2007