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n. (jorj booch)
1) 43rd President of The United States.

2) 21st century American leader who’s rise to power necessitated the downgrading of Caligula, Nero, and King George IV to ‘moderate’ twits in the History of World Politics Almanac.

3) American president who frequently confused a Scottish terrier for that little black briefcase containing the DEFCON 1 nuclear alert codes, and carried it with him on the Marine 1 helicopter as a result of the mistake. (Ironically, most of his staff was actually relieved when he made this mistake.)

5) The Bush family's equivalent of Fredo, in the Corleone family. (Except for the part about ‘banging cocktail waitresses two at a time.’ Substitute countries.)

6) The first American head of state to argue that Raphael was a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle during a presidential debate. (The American electorate took this as a comforting sign that he was not a member of the 'liberal elite,' and re-elected him.)

7) The political equivalent of Wile E. Coyote:
ie-despite having unlimited access to Acme giant magnets, sling shots, rockets and vanishing cream, somehow managed to:
a) Be too stoned to hit the bottle when asked for a urine sample, requisite to getting flight status in the Alabama Air National Guard.

b) Go broke in the oil business in Texas in the middle of an oil boon.

c) Not realize that Osama bin Laden was about to attack the United States after being handed an intelligence bulletin entitled "Bin Laden about to attack the United States" two weeks before Bin Laden attacked the United States.

d) Invade Iraq in an attempt to capture a flea-bitten rat scrotum who was actually living in Afghanistan at the time. (Although, the confusion in geography was clearly President Clinton's fault for getting spooge all over the official White House Atlas.)

e) Whip the American public into a xenophobic frenzy against Arabs as an election issue, then sell American ports to Arabs in an election year, then claim he didn't know what he did, but that he was going to defend to the death what he didn't know he did. (see: clusterfuck.)

f) Appoint his Harvard room mate Jim Ignitowski to be head of FEMA, despite having bunrt out most of his brain cells with LSD during the 60s.

g) Nominate a candidate for the Supreme Court who's only obvious qualification for the job was that she was an expert in pulling his metaphorical ding-a-ling.

h) Constantly shoot his fellow Republicans in the foot. (A variation of the tactic commonly employed by VP Dick Cheney to raise party funds.)

8) A generally good natured and nice guy whom you would like to be leader of your kids in summer camp, but not necessarily leader of the free world in the new millennium.
“Is George Bush in town for one of those faux town hall meetings, or did somebody just let that gang of circus midgets out of the drunk tank early?”
by parisofpriam February 25, 2006
 
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A man who really should get a third term. Two in office, one in jail.
George Bush, wearing stripes and sharing accommodations with a guy named Bubba
by Nic o'tine February 14, 2009
 
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The reason why the whole world is fucked up.

Talking about terrorists but he is one himself.

No more needs to be said...
Person1- i cant believe america still votes for George Bush
Person2-I agree!!
by xoxoxoxoxoxoxo April 03, 2008
 
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America's worst decision ever.
George Bush is a fucking moron.
by ravensrule December 24, 2009
 
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a stupid asshole who has had everything in life handed to him by his father. main reason why you yanks lost the support and trust of half the world including japan and most of the eu. Likes to bullshit frightened people into doing what he wants because he thinks he can get away with acting like a spoilt child.
managed to make the tony blair his bitch
george bush:lets invade iraq for no particular reason, other than because we can and there might be oil there
tony blair: yeh thats a great idea
rest of the eu: fuck that shit you guys are dicks
by irelandlol June 13, 2010
 
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The worst president the United States has ever had.
Whos that retarded guy on TV? Oh thats just George Bush.
by Man Clyde May 09, 2008
 
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George W. Bush, the worst president in the American history.

He served as the 43rd president from 2000 till 2008.
His first election in 2000 was controversial.
During his presidency period, the world trade center, twin towers, was attacked and destroyed by terrorism on September 11 2001.
The whole world united with USA against terrorism.
With majority of world supports, USA attacked Afghanistan, a country supported terrorists.

However, Bush, by his own purposes, diversified anti-terrorism to attack Iraq, a country rich with oil but under anti-American and Israel tyranny Hussein. Bush government used several false statements and evidences to bring the USA into war. Regime of Hussein was terminated soon but the Bush’s Iraqi invasion lead long lasting civil war.

Because of Bush’s Iraqi war, the worldwide supports to the USA turned into worldwide anti-Bush Americanisms.
Bush and his administration were keen with importance of oil as many were involved in oil industry. One major purpose of Bush’s Iraqi invasion was to gain stable oil supply from Iraq but chaos in Iraq interrupted immediate benefits from Iraqi oil.
During Bush presidency period oil prices became rocket high. Oil is controlled by oil industries and oil kings who are kind of Bush connecteds. Sharply raised oil prices during Bush period lead inflation in America that caused most American people’s salary devaluation.
Oil productions are controlled by companies, kings and oil countries. Oil prices go up because of oil productions and demands. Who is controlling oil productions??
Both 2004 and 2008 before election, oil prices went down. 2005 after Bush re-election, oil price went up again rapidly. Apparently 2004 2008 both oil prices are aiming to help candidates.

During Bush period, greedy benefits pursuing company moved their factories to China who provided cheaper labor. Many American factories were closed and labors were laid off. On the other hand, China gained enormous capital and technology from America.
Bush administration does not care American people but only care their rich people's benefits.

Because of Bush’s Iraqi war USA got enormous amounts of debts to China and other countries. American is more or less like keeping life style by borrowing huge amount of money while almost bankrupting.

History tells that before the 2 World Wars, European nations dominated the world. However, WW1 lead European nations debt to the USA. WWII led termination of European colonism and the USA became the world leading power.
War debts lead the end of European power. Now, by Iraqi war US got huge debts to China. China who was still almost 3rd world when Bush became the president in 2000, but Bush's uncontrolled companies rapidly made China one of the world biggest powers. Hope stupid Bush's Iraqi war do not lead reoccurrence of the WWs and European nations to American history....

The USA was respected by the world before Bush. Because of Bush, USA lost international respects as a leader of the world not only Bush made huge debts to other countries.

The 43rd President Bush harmed this great nation so badly that imposed great deal of tasks to following presidents to recover from damages caused by Bush.
Hope idiot George Bush did not lead end of American super power in the world...
WWI and WWII led the end of the domination of European power in the world, hope George Bush's Iraqi war does not lead similar effects.
by ramunen September 07, 2008
 
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SHIT
holy shit did you just george bush in my bathroom?
by jesse tomasello December 06, 2008