n. (jorj booch)
1) 43rd President of The United States.

2) 21st century American leader who’s rise to power necessitated the downgrading of Caligula, Nero, and King George IV to ‘moderate’ twits in the History of World Politics Almanac.

3) American president who frequently confused a Scottish terrier for that little black briefcase containing the DEFCON 1 nuclear alert codes, and carried it with him on the Marine 1 helicopter as a result of the mistake. (Ironically, most of his staff was actually relieved when he made this mistake.)

5) The Bush family's equivalent of Fredo, in the Corleone family. (Except for the part about ‘banging cocktail waitresses two at a time.’ Substitute countries.)

6) The first American head of state to argue that Raphael was a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle during a presidential debate. (The American electorate took this as a comforting sign that he was not a member of the 'liberal elite,' and re-elected him.)

7) The political equivalent of Wile E. Coyote:
ie-despite having unlimited access to Acme giant magnets, sling shots, rockets and vanishing cream, somehow managed to:
a) Be too stoned to hit the bottle when asked for a urine sample, requisite to getting flight status in the Alabama Air National Guard.

b) Go broke in the oil business in Texas in the middle of an oil boon.

c) Not realize that Osama bin Laden was about to attack the United States after being handed an intelligence bulletin entitled "Bin Laden about to attack the United States" two weeks before Bin Laden attacked the United States.

d) Invade Iraq in an attempt to capture a flea-bitten rat scrotum who was actually living in Afghanistan at the time. (Although, the confusion in geography was clearly President Clinton's fault for getting spooge all over the official White House Atlas.)

e) Whip the American public into a xenophobic frenzy against Arabs as an election issue, then sell American ports to Arabs in an election year, then claim he didn't know what he did, but that he was going to defend to the death what he didn't know he did. (see: clusterfuck.)

f) Appoint his Harvard room mate Jim Ignitowski to be head of FEMA, despite having bunrt out most of his brain cells with LSD during the 60s.

g) Nominate a candidate for the Supreme Court who's only obvious qualification for the job was that she was an expert in pulling his metaphorical ding-a-ling.

h) Constantly shoot his fellow Republicans in the foot. (A variation of the tactic commonly employed by VP Dick Cheney to raise party funds.)

8) A generally good natured and nice guy whom you would like to be leader of your kids in summer camp, but not necessarily leader of the free world in the new millennium.
“Is George Bush in town for one of those faux town hall meetings, or did somebody just let that gang of circus midgets out of the drunk tank early?”
by parisofpriam February 25, 2006
Most People only hate George Bush because their favorite movie star or band hates him. HATING BUSH IS A TREND, people only do it because they think its Cool to hate Bush.
George Bush is fighting the people who attacked us on 911, remember.
Bob: Hey Green Day hates George Bush!
Bill: Cool, Lets Hate George Bush too.
Bob: I like how Green Day uses this to make money!
Bill: Yea!! Trends Rule.
by Tom D. September 09, 2006
You all need to stop just spouting bullsh*t things about Bush that your redneck mommies and daddies told you, and quit bein such pussies. I mean, you all bitch and whine about Bush, but if John Kerry were in office (which he isn't because he's a dumbsh*t), you people would whine and bitch about what Kerry was doing. I mean, look at the definitions of kerry on this site: they are almost all highly negative things, just like Bush's definitions. So, get your heads out of your pussies and quit bitchin.
You guys don't know what the f**k you're talking about when it comes to George Bush.
by George Woodard August 02, 2006
see monkey
Did you ever notice that George Bush closely resembles curious george?
by hater May 12, 2004
A Republican genius that Turned this country into something clinton was to busy getting head to do. People that only look at what the headlines and news tell them are the cunt democrats that hate him. If you look at EVERYTHING he's done you'll see what im talking about and though i know this will get thumbs down this is another point of view.
George Bush Is Hated By Uneducated Democrats
by mission911 April 27, 2007
A president that most idealistic, younger, or older and artsy view as moronic. The sad truth is that these people know more about hip hop and punk than the actual issues facing our nation. With unemployment at a near perfect natural rate (4.8% if any of you even taken upper level economics in college let alone attended at all) he has taken a dwindling economy that was on a down turn before 9-11 and further in trouble there after and made it prosperous for those who have potential to achieve. Most people who have posted here feel that they could run this country fine, however the sad truth is that these people have low income jobs, little motivation, and feel that other countries are far superior to the United States, ignoring the superiority of the country in every way. When you see these people who call a man who graduated from Yale, and is the first President to have an MBA (from Harvard no-less, and not some English degree which any idealistic idiot can attain and has no relevance in the real world), ask them who the speaker of the house is, or who the senate minority leader is, odds are they don't know because they are young skulls of mush who jumped on the bash bush bandwagon because they are impressionable and watch MTV and BET more than read and watch news media while making intelligent observations and thus coming to their own realization rather than taking the word of a media that is mostly liberal (former English emo college geeks.)
Anyone who has taken a basic economics class can tell you that George Bush's economic policy has been widely successful. Get off your butts turn off MTV and learn the facts...
by Christopher Tegner August 05, 2006
The best president out there. He's like the prodigy child of JFK, Dwight D. Eisenhower, and George Washington. George Bush can do no wrong. You can't get any better, whether you're spreading democracy or helping the nation.
George Bush is the best president in the world!!!
by Republicansin08 December 02, 2006
A monkey-looking guy who was voted for president again. He shouldnt of won.
.."I guess this means four more years in the trash can !"

"Yep ol' buddy, it sure does"
by Soul Calibur Shadow Bat January 27, 2005

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