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n. (jorj booch)
1) 43rd President of The United States.

2) 21st century American leader who’s rise to power necessitated the downgrading of Caligula, Nero, and King George IV to ‘moderate’ twits in the History of World Politics Almanac.

3) American president who frequently confused a Scottish terrier for that little black briefcase containing the DEFCON 1 nuclear alert codes, and carried it with him on the Marine 1 helicopter as a result of the mistake. (Ironically, most of his staff was actually relieved when he made this mistake.)

5) The Bush family's equivalent of Fredo, in the Corleone family. (Except for the part about ‘banging cocktail waitresses two at a time.’ Substitute countries.)

6) The first American head of state to argue that Raphael was a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle during a presidential debate. (The American electorate took this as a comforting sign that he was not a member of the 'liberal elite,' and re-elected him.)

7) The political equivalent of Wile E. Coyote:
ie-despite having unlimited access to Acme giant magnets, sling shots, rockets and vanishing cream, somehow managed to:
a) Be too stoned to hit the bottle when asked for a urine sample, requisite to getting flight status in the Alabama Air National Guard.

b) Go broke in the oil business in Texas in the middle of an oil boon.

c) Not realize that Osama bin Laden was about to attack the United States after being handed an intelligence bulletin entitled "Bin Laden about to attack the United States" two weeks before Bin Laden attacked the United States.

d) Invade Iraq in an attempt to capture a flea-bitten rat scrotum who was actually living in Afghanistan at the time. (Although, the confusion in geography was clearly President Clinton's fault for getting spooge all over the official White House Atlas.)

e) Whip the American public into a xenophobic frenzy against Arabs as an election issue, then sell American ports to Arabs in an election year, then claim he didn't know what he did, but that he was going to defend to the death what he didn't know he did. (see: clusterfuck.)

f) Appoint his Harvard room mate Jim Ignitowski to be head of FEMA, despite having bunrt out most of his brain cells with LSD during the 60s.

g) Nominate a candidate for the Supreme Court who's only obvious qualification for the job was that she was an expert in pulling his metaphorical ding-a-ling.

h) Constantly shoot his fellow Republicans in the foot. (A variation of the tactic commonly employed by VP Dick Cheney to raise party funds.)

8) A generally good natured and nice guy whom you would like to be leader of your kids in summer camp, but not necessarily leader of the free world in the new millennium.
“Is George Bush in town for one of those faux town hall meetings, or did somebody just let that gang of circus midgets out of the drunk tank early?”
by parisofpriam February 25, 2006
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8.
President from 1988-1992 during Operation Desert Storm & father of current president George W. Bush.
George Bush is a completely different person than George W. Bush. Pay attention.
by lava java April 27, 2006
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9.
The 43rd President of the United States.
Son of the 41st President, George HW Bush, George Bush took office in January of 2001, narrowly beating his Democratic opponent, Al Gore by just a few electoral votes. Al Gore actually won the popular vote, but George Bush received more votes in the electoral college, causing several state political parties to start gerrymandering the districts. He then proceeded to be re-elected by a popular margin of 5,000,000 votes in November of 2004 against his Democratic opponent, Senator John Kerry (D-MA). Since George Bush is on his second term, he may not run for re-election again in 2008. The Bush administration will go down in history as one of the most contreversial administrations in America; much like Ronald Reagan, revered by Republicans, abhorred by Democrats.
Rather than give you an ignorant 9th Grader's definition of George Bush, I will give you a definition that is more informative and mature.
by Lewis Armistead March 19, 2006
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10.
Forty-third President of the United States of America. Well known for the unprecidented 2000 election in which the Supreme Court ruled him as President Elect, which could easily have been a post-stress misruling due to the Y2K fever only a few months before. Also known for the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq as response to the World Trade Center incident, in which both countries have been left in ruins and no clear plan is set forth for real reconstruction, nor does anyone seem to be interested. Close emulation of Ronald Reagan, the fortieth President of the United States, and until recently when a large-scale PR campaign was carried-out around his death, one of the most hated presidents of all time. Bush uses the ideology of Preemptive strike borrowed from Reagan, as well as the thin evidence of small, third-world nations as eminent threats to the U.S., whose military outnumbers that of all other nations worldwide. Reagan also used the pretexed of fighting terrorism in his term, only against Central America. Both presidents share the idea that huge tax cuts will stimulate growth in a dying economy.
Unfortunately the political left in this country has failed to make public issues other than the George W. Bush's lack of intelligence (by the way, anyone can graduate from an elite university anywhere in the world if they've got the money), however the political right have also failed to give any true evidence of a failing on the Left, other than Kerry's overexaggerated "Flip-flopping." Not only is this superficial of both sides, but it also is what the government wants in context with it's Propaganda system so that no true issues will be reported. Merely saying this is also going to be confronted with a bias that has been hardwired into most Americans brains from the Propaganda system, that is that I am Unpatriotic because I have insulted the American media using facts.
by Kraja November 04, 2004
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11.
The number one person to hate if you want to be cool and fit in.
Guy 1: Jeesh I hate George Bush!
Guy 2: Yea me too!
Guy 3: And why do you guys hate him?
Guy 1: I dunno.
Guy 2: Beats me.
by John Brinkman September 17, 2006
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12.
The reason for all of the world's problems(even though he's only been president for 3 1/2 years)

I can't back that up at all though(because I'm even dumber than I say Bush is).
Bush caused WWI and WWII.

I'm an ignorant fuck!
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A president.
Whether liked or not, he is a president.
George Bush is my current president.
by SaraGreenfeet May 26, 2005
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14.
-(v) to demonize, misrepresent, or slander a political figure with no pretense of objectivity.

-(n) a target for scapegoating, demagoguing or political smearing by those with presidential aspirations or other agendas to promote.

-(adj) the uncanny ability to possess abject levels of stupidity and incompetence while simultaneously engineering multitudes of conspiracies, schemes and geopolitical strategies that enrich wealthy Caucasians and oppress minorities.

-(v) to make Europe angry.

-(n) the 3rd U.S. president to attack Iraq.

-(v) to provoke irrational hatred because you share your father’s name.

-(v) to provoke irrational hatred because you share the name of a man who was Vice President to Ronald Reagan.

-(n) a pariah for people that have a limited understanding of politics.

-(n) on left wing blogs, the undeniable source of all societal and global problems past, present and future.
The local editorial columns began their campaign to george bush the newly elected senator.
by Joe Badaglia March 02, 2006
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