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One of the best stand-up comedians ever who accidentally ended up in politics.
"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.'' —Townsend, Tenn., Feb. 21, 2001

"I'm telling you there's an enemy that would like to attack America, Americans, again. There just is. That's the reality of the world. And I wish him all the very best." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 12, 2009

"I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." —presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004

"I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe — I believe what I believe is right." —Rome, Italy, July 22, 2001

"This thaw -- took a while to thaw, it's going to take a while to unthaw." --George W. Bush, on liquidity in the markets, Alexandria, La., Oct. 20, 2008

"Anyone engaging in illegal financial transactions will be caught and persecuted." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Sept. 19, 2008

"I think it was in the Rose Garden where I issued this brilliant statement: If I had a magic wand -- but the president doesn't have a magic wand. You just can't say, 'low gas.'" --George W. Bush, Washington D.C., July 15, 2008

"The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him." —Washington, D.C., Sept. 13, 2001

"I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority." —Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002

"Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter." --George W. Bush, in parting words to British Prime Minister Gordon Brown and French President Nicolas Sarkozy at his final G-8 Summit, punching the air and grinning widely as the two leaders looked on in shock, Rusutsu, Japan, July 10, 2008

"Amigo! Amigo!" --George W. Bush, calling out to Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi in Spanish at the G-8 Summit, Rusutsu, Japan, July 10, 2008

"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

"Oftentimes people ask me, 'Why is it that you're so focused on helping the hungry and diseased in strange parts of the world?'" --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 18, 2008

"Thank you, your Holiness. Awesome speech." --George W. Bush, to Pope Benedict, Washington, D.C., April 15, 2008
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George W Bush is such a moron he inherited a record budget surplus and a strong economy, he turned that into massive deficits and economic recession. Bush was so obsessed with invading Iraq that he ignored warnings about al-Qaida and even after 9/11 he went ahead with his plans to attack Iraq instead of persuing Osama bin Laden.
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1)President of the good old USofA.
2)lump of dog shit
oh look George W Bush has been elected again.

oh no ive stepped in George W Bush
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An evil man whose intent is to cause terror and disaster to all Americans and people who oppose him.
Roses Are Red. Harambe's In Heaven. Evidence To Suggest That George W. Bush did 9/11.
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verb.
to refuse to pull out, especially during sex. This word is a reference to president George W. Bush's unwillingness to pull out of the War on Iraq.
Brady:So how was the sex with that fine bitch last night?
DeVane:Well, it was good for me, but she said I might as well call it quits for the night, but i said hell no, and I George W. Bushed that bitch!
Brady: Damn, if I ever see a pussy in real life, maybe I'll be able to do try that!
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A highly incompetent puppet of the American Government. The only man(if you can call him that) to make Forrest Gump look like a God-Damn genious. A low-life scumbag who sends other peoples' children off to war, in order for he, and the rest of his oil cronies to rake in more money thru the ever rising price of oil. The village idiot who rose to power thru his daddies money and pull, in order to play red rover with the Middle East. Someone who couldn't find a weapon of mass destruction if he was sitting on it. The only President to bend over the American people, and not even have the balls to give us a reach around or cab fare home.
George W.Bush is the A-hole that ran the USA from 2000-2008.
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Was the thirty-third president of the United States of America from January 20, 2001 – January 20, 2009. He cheated his way to the presidency in 2000 against Al Gore. He got lucky, but still cheated to win in 2004 against J. Kerry. He somehow was not voted as the worst president in US history. He ruined the nation with debt, war, and horrible foriegn policy stances. He created his own words in some of his speeches, like "recruitements" (after looking at the vid. where he says it, he was not trying to say "recruitments"). He did whatever Dick Cheney told him to do, and did whatever it took to make himself look good on Fox News Channel. After Hurrican Katrina he did not go and land to see the destruction but instead flew over it in Marine One (the helicopter), and saw thousands of desperate Americans after a horrible natural disaster hit New Orleans. His failure led to Democrats owning the White House, Senate, and House of Reps. GWB also can't open doors.
Person 1: OMG George W. Bush is president!
Person 2: How the hell did that happen?!
Person 1: Well, what should we do?
Person 2: Protest?
Person: 1: No, move to Canada.
Person 2:............. okay.
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