Perhaps the strongest argument for birth control America has ever seen. The president of the United States, he continually manages to fuck up everything he puts his hands on. Similar to a toddler, George can be motivated with fruit snacks and bed-time stories, especially told by Karl Rove or Dick Cheney, the best argument against removing Bush from office.
Despite the fact that Bush didn't win the popular or electoral vote in his first election and through disenfranchisement and rich-boy political string-pulling was able to scrape off a win for his second term, he believes he is a messenger from God destined to lead the world to glory. The most striking difference between Bush and Pinnochio is that Bush's nose doesn't grow when he lies, and Bush already is a real boy.

Proof that voting in America can be rigged. Instigated the 9/11 attacks with his illogical foreign policies, and made the world hate America even more by starting an illegal oil war in Iraq. He has also succeeded in turning America from a once prosperous nation into a debt-ridden chaos.

only man alive to make Forest Gump look smart

A political puppet of large companies whose main goals in life are getting rich and destroying the planet in the process.

Perhaps the worst, most hypocritical, idiotic president the U.S. has ever had in office (and anyone who supports him and his war effort in the Middle East needs a foot broken up into his/her ass and his/her facts straightened out).

He's our current president. I am a very Christian person and I hate the man. Yes, he's Christian but he doesn't seem to get separation of church and state. And I don't get how you could say abortions are a sensless waste of life yet send innocent people off to war and blow up people in an underdeveloped country for shady reasons. And I'm sick of the conservatives calling themselves 'normal people' and 'patriots'. I have a normal, boring life and I love my country, but I could never love GWB.

1. A contradictive representative for "Neo-Conservatives" who insist this monkey was "elected" because ironically, so was Adolf Hitler;

2. The soul reason that the Founding Fathers would have sabotaged the American Revolution themselves had they foreseen what electoral representation would amount to in the future;

3. The representation of the irony in a president so hell bent on sending other people's kids to war when he RAN away from military service in his youth (see www.awolbush.com);

4. While he "didn't inhale," sniffed A LOT of crack and accumulated DUI charges during his alcoholism/cocaine hey-dayz.

1) A natural disaster which struck the united states in 2000 A.D. and flooded the American media with manipulation and lies.
2) Reincarnation of both Hitler and Alf.