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The comedy king who ccan out-funny ANY comedian that has ever set foot uopn this planet! They're going to ban the toy guns..AND THEY'RE GONNA KEEP THE FUCKIN REAL ONES!!
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Since 9/11, he has been the only stand-up comedian worth listening to. If not for him, we would probably have even less of a first ammendment than we have now. His message has always been that if you dont want to hear something, then you don't have to listen. Oh beautiful, for-smoggy skies, insecticided grain, for strip-mined mountain's magesty, above the asphault plane, america, america, man sheds his waste on thee, and hide the pines with billboard signs, from sea to smoggy sea
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Three steps above comedy. The guy in the Greatful Dead t-shirt and the Fuck You hat agrees with me.
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The funniest man in America. No wait, the world. Not only is he funny, but all of his jokes, rages, and swear words tell the truth. He's a genius, and I salute him. "We also like bombing brown people! Not because they're terrorists...just because they're brown! Seriously! When did we last bomb white people, when was the last time ANY white people were bombed? Huh? The Germans! And that was simply because they were trying to cut into our action! Dominate the world, BULLSHIT, that's OUR FUCKING JOB! We can't make a decent fucking car, but we can bomb the shit out of your country all right!"
George Carlin is a genius...there's no other way to explain it. |
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The originator of "Truth Comedy," and the One True God "I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick!"
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The funnyest damn person alive today. "Cheese tits"
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May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008
Most intelligent American that ever lived. R.I.P, George Carlin.
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