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Dad " Hiya son! Whatcha Doing?"

Son " I'm doing Geometry! "

Dad " Why you little shit... this is a christian family! That's it! Your getting crucified!
by Mr. Peyote March 05, 2011
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Torture.Geometry is nothing but a bunch of hard crap that has to with lines like "postulates" and theorems and shit like that.Its really a bunch of hard crap that frustrates the living hell out of yo and when they give you a test your mind goes blank and your like "What the f*ck is this crap?!?!" and to make it worse your put in with a teacher who doesn't know shit.
Carlos: "Geometry sucks balls.Its so hard and the so called "teacher" can't teach for shit"

Freddy: "Yea I know right they should fire that bitch"
by latino14 November 06, 2011
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the most pointless form of math ever devised. it involves shapes, planes, and lots of proofs. has no real use, although teachers like to say it does. is no help to anyone.
torture.
geometry class is just another chance to take a 55-minute nap, and fail the class because your chances of understand and excelling at it are nearly zero.
by nee January 10, 2004
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A form of mathematics that has few real life applications apart from architecture, contruction, physics, astronomy, and other mathmatical sciences.
WHy do we have to take geometry Mrs. Brunk?

It helps you learn how to think.

Why is this a math class?

Because geometry is math.

Why to we have to take geometry Mrs. Brunk?
by Master_stghm February 09, 2006
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1-the most terrible class ever invented. 2-a great wayy to fuck up your GPA
3-another way for teachers to make you feel like an even bigger dumbass then you really are
4-the most pointless form of math ever invented!
omg i'm so excited to go to geometry.it's an awesome way to fuck up my life!
by %^ May 11, 2009
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1.) The most horrible class ever devised
2.) A chance to fire up your ipod during school and jam for an hour
3.) Can you say text messaging!
4.) When Geo- meaning really hard and Metry- meaning there is no way you can pass the class, come together and ruin your GPA
Im totally failing geometry!
by your name here! May 12, 2005
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1. A really stupid class that nobody could ever pass or understand, even if they got a hundred and ten on their Algebra test.

2. The purest form of torture that usually devils only teach

3. The class that most sociable people talk, pass notes, text, sleep ect. in.

4. A word that makes most cry, get bored to death, go jump off a cliff, or perhaps even kick their ugly math teacher.

5. Another word for sickness or death or weirdness or something

6. Something that teachers say has to do with math, but really doesn't have crap to do with any sort of math typed thing. In fact, it is only a period of complete uselessness. (see def. #3)

"I suffered a terrible geometry the other day. Yes, it left me nearly lifeless."

Our teacher had us wave papers in the air and say "Geometria" in some type of cannibal chant.

He said geometry and I burst into tears.
by Kaela Burr October 16, 2007
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