Top Definition
When your balls have the texture of a Russian bean bag chair.
"My balls are swollen and rigid, Dr. McGroin."
"Well, David, you probably have genital istitudes. My son Patrick had that some years back."
#athlete's balls #penis #balls #herpes #taint #testicles #dick #anus #asshole #nuts #scrotum #stool #nutsack #aids #hiv #genital warts #gooch #sex #sexual reproduction #std's
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