Suzy: Oh boy, better stay away from her.
Margret: I wondered how her neighbor's house burned down.
Tiffany: Why am I friends with you three again?
Student: Well, since angle B is 46 degrees, side b is 23 units, and side a is 13 units, we can say that...*balls explode*
Teacher: Oh my darkness! He suffered from genital combustion!