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A racist term for Japanese men; noted by their screams during WWII when performing Banzai rushes.
Made famous by General George S. Patton. "We want to get the hell over there. The quicker we clean up this Goddamned mess, the quicker we can take a little jaunt against the purple pissing Japs and clean out their nest, too. Before the Goddamned Marines get all of the credit."
- General George S. Patton, Jr |
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| 2. | General Patton | ||
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To jump someone for being a pussy when jimmy didnt want to ride the rollercoaser we all General Pattoned his ass.
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| 3. | Hollaback | ||
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When you're cruising in your low rider, yelling at women hoping for a positive response, a Hollaback girl is a respondee.
(i.e. she 'holler'd back'). Just a guess though. That Chantelle, every time Dominguez yells to see her top shel, she yells back.. What a Hollaback!
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| 4. | Hamilton Wenham | ||
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Hamilton Wenham is a small town in Massachusetts. It is 99.9% white and .1% half white. Known as a town with nothing to do you can often find the kids going to nearby towns such as Beverly and Gloucester. Here there is still nothing to do, but a little less nothing. Contrary to popular belief the local hang out is not the Black Cow, but instead it is Nick's Roast Beef, which in case you wanted to know, is in Beverly, not Hamilton or Wenham.
These towns have two claims to fame. First, Myopia, every teenager hates it. Every Grandparent loves it, but has to wait until they die to get in, off the waiting list. Myopia is known for its posh golf course and masses of horses. It often hosts Polo games, which no one from Hamilton-Wenham goes to, unless they're working there. Its second claim to fame is the Patton family. It sums it all up by saying General George S. Patton was the last remotely famous person from Hamilton Wenham, and he's from World War II. "I'm from Hamilton Wenham."
"Oh, you must be rich" "I'm from Hamilton Wenham." "Oh, do you ride horses?" |
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| 5. | George Patton | ||
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A General in the US Army Born on November 11th, 1885. He was a famous General of WWII who kicked a lot of german ass and made the Germans fear him. He liked to use tanks and drive like a mad dog through the enemy. He was one of our best General's of WWII. He died on December 21st, 1945 after a car crash. One of the Army's best general's and is the father of the US tank force. He is also famous for being the kind of guy who you would think eats nails for breakfest. SS solider #1- Here come some american tanks. Lets shoot!
SS solider #2- Are you crazy?? those are tanks form George Patton 3rd Army!! SS solider #1- ohh crap!! retreat!!!! (the two soliders run away) Tanker inside the tank they spotted- Hey look! Some Germans! FIRE!!! BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| 6. | .357 magnum | ||
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A revolver cartridge designed in the 1920s with the .38 as base. At that time it was the only bullet that could penetrate the bulletproof vests of the time. The bullet is 0,357 inch(or just about 9 mm.)wide. It packs a vey nice punch, you feel a bit like Dirty Harry when you fire it (even though he uses the .44 magnum, which is just about twice as powerful). Personally, I prefer firing it in one hand - which i do with all revolvers and semi-automatcs. This means I never hit anything XD
It's the most powerfull handgun cartridge you'r allowed to shoot with in Denmark, where I live. I personally own a Smith & Wesson m.27, which is a relatively common piece in this caliber. General George Patton had the same one. He called it his 'Killing gun'. Obviously he's was a bit more pimped than mine, with mother-of-pearl grips and all that pretty stuff. It is your place in life to fear my .357 magnum.
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| 7. | DOTMPEG | ||
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The act of getting recklessly intoxicated on a combination of mind altering substances. To fully embrace it one must combine massive quantities of alcohol, cannabis, as well as pharmaceutical drugs and in some cases even meth amphetamines. The resulting effect from this combination of recreational "drugs" is permanent damage to not only one's physical condition but also to most of one's relationships with others. This concept was inspired by the work of people such as Horsedick.mpeg, Adolf Hitler, Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Franklin, Amy Winehouse, George W. Bush, Alert Einstein, Socrates, Descartes, and General Patton. Last night at Frank's house Joe got so fucked up;hedrank an entire bottle of vodka, smoked the bong a couple of times, did 5 keg stands and then ripped lines in front of the entire party. After he ripped the lines he cheated on his girlfriend by sexually assaulting her bestfriend, and proceeded to stumble home and urinate on his parents while they were sleeping, that is so dotmpeg.
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