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The rare Geltzer-Ross Walrus is known usually to the Northeast. However, due to their irratic and sometimes violent behavior they have at times migrated elsewhere. The Geltzer-Ross is large in size, almost orb like with a wooly mishapen head. They mat appear to be just a bag of blubber on the beach but NO NOT APPROACH IT. It's a vile stinky beast with a mouth that reaks of garbage and will inflict a nasty bite. Due to over breeding they are usually mentally inept. Use your judgement when dealing with one.

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Wow.....seeing that play was like kissing a Geltzer-Ross...scary!
by brindlebitches September 02, 2010

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