Geiger: (gī'gər)

(n.) An individual characterized by dedication to the point of obsession and loudness. Additionally, a Geiger tries too hard to be funny, and speaks Spanish quite poorly. may transform at any moment into a brown bean due to avid consumption of coffee
Synonyms: G-man, Coach, Bob, Bobby G
On mornings of track meets, our coach turns into a Geiger.
#geiger #g-man #coach #bob #bobby g #bob geiger #giger
Top Definition
Verb - To aggressively punch a female in the face
Dude 1: "Yo dude Dan got kicked out of the club last night!"
Dude 2: "What did he do?"
Dude 1: "He socked some chick in the face!"
Dude 2: "Dude he totally Geigered her!"
#geiger #donkey #punch #dan #west #dennis #ya #dude #man
by Ya dude man July 10, 2008
A verb which means to furiously assault a woman's face with a penis.
Nichole stabbed me in the kidney so I gave geigered her.

That geiger left Nichole with severe blood loss.
#geiger #penis #beating #face #facial #mushroom stamp
by furtehlulz September 29, 2011
is a complete grease mongrol. someone or something that is in need of a serious washing or shower. dish soap does not work on such grease. it is dangerous and should be watched carefully.
"omg that girl's hair is so geiger"
#grease #shampoo #dirty #hayley #scum
by bcimtheboss218 May 19, 2010
V./N.

1.) To make something oh-mazing. That's right, oh-mazing.

2.) Somebody oh-mazing. Or somebody you want to punch in the face.

3.) A scary noise/exclamation you make.
I'mma geiger up your mother!

That stupid geiger's in for it.

Geiger! Geiger! Geiger! My pants are on fire!
#teddy #geiger #wtf #random #stupid #scary #inside joke
by Lynn.Absynthe September 02, 2008
An alternative term for a woman or man's grundle.
"While I was shocking her, I was tickling her geiger"
#grundle #cooch #gooch #tabscot #tickler
by stevie firr September 22, 2008
to suck a black cock
oh my god... he really geigered Jaquan
#dirt #dirty #goog #black #mild
by kwhattrackstar March 26, 2009
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