-Really? I just saved a lot of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!
-Gimmie your fuckin' wallet or you die now, bitch!
-I just saved a lot of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!
Person 2: That's ok dude, you can always get a job answering phones and giving bad advice at Geico.
Jim: Hold on dude, a geico commercial just came on!
Bob: seriously? ok i'll live but im saving the gun for a tampax of mc'dees commercial.