A homosexual that is so gay that he can't even get a boyfriend. When he gets tired of masturbating all by his lonesome, he usually resorts to experimenting with his dog.
That gay guy over there is such a Gehrke!
by Lesboooooooooo February 27, 2009
A way of talking that results from sucking on too much dick. Speech becomes slurred and sloppy because the person's tongue is numb from over-usage.
You sound awfully Gehrke today.
by Paco Pablo April 15, 2007