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building up saliva in the salivary glands using some stimulus, like sour food or yawning, and then pressing the tongue upon the glands, causing the saliva to shoot out, usually at an impressive distance.
by All knowing. October 31, 2009
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unlike the rest of the definitions, geez is not pronounced "jeez", instead a G sound unlike the usual J, which is a pimp ass individual who likes fine brunettes and car bombs all the time. Also can be used if someone has a G starting the second syllable in their last name.
Damn, that posegeezy can drink a lot of Seagrams 7.
by geeeeezy February 20, 2010
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Geez, this is the word for the fucking legend you seen down tescos buying his grapes he usually he gets the 1 pound 1 punnet deal you know what i mean? once hes done his business this bloody absolute nutty geezer heads back to argos and then goes on to the tescos website and orders the 3 pound meal deal, i mean this is a bloody life saver when you gotter feed the kids but you cants be fucked so you get them the meal deal, this includes a sandwich of your choice packet a crisps and a drink i mean where can you facking go wrong am i right? BLOODY GEEZ absolute legend see ya down the kebab Richard a.k.a dick what a facking legend my g safe stay frosty southernly southern hemisphere.
Geez legend kebab wag1 southern argos
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1 pound 1 punnet meal deal safe my g
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Better you than me.
man1: Dude, I'm shot!

man2: Geez.
by Todd Vaughn December 18, 2003
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It's a dutch Gang.
They destroy any-one who ever gave them a hard time!
The most sad thing about this gang is that they're al teens.
allready they have the power of adults,guns,drugs,the cobs.
the most recent leader is -ca$h-.
another thing thats hould be mentioned is that this gang walks the streets with the whole gang.
the means a group of 25 people!
guy1: "i know that guy! he's a GEE!"
guy2: "are you kidding me?"
guy1: "no man, he's a member of the geez!"
by ssstteeeffaaann January 21, 2007
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To back out, or bail on something you promised to do.
That dick completely geezed on us.
by MaHaBone January 28, 2004
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I was so geezed by her kiss, I hardly knew where I was going or what I was doing.
by LycraLady April 13, 2005
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