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Slang from the 50's or 60's for "Gee, Shit Happens" Often used by Catholic boys/girls or those attending private schools. When called on what exactly it meants (by nuns, priests, ministers, WHOEVER), they would explain it as "Gee, STUFF happens".
"Sister Marie, I did NOT pull Suzie Q's hair! GEESH!"
by Shawn Collins24 January 05, 2008
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Exclamation, same as gosh but a bit stronger. Used in Trinidad, mainly by females.
by Thorsten Kettner July 27, 2006
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In the Chicago area "geesh is slang for weed.
Who's got geesh? Bobby K has got geesh it's flame too.
by Vdux August 21, 2007
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the skin between ones scrotum and anus
Dude, I need to have my geesh waxed.
by TIREBITER July 28, 2006
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When one chooses to have unprotected sex
Yo bro I hit that shit Geesh. or Man you need to stop going in these dirty females Geesh bro.
by Brisk Dinero January 24, 2012
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Slang for perineum, or the place that the doctor slices into to carve your prostate out, right in front of your anus, and right behind your scrotum.
Then that fag urologist stuck a scalpel in my geesh, and I haven't had a boner since!
by danw December 22, 2003
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a verb meaning "to rub your gooch on an object or person". Traditionally used as a punishment or threat to a disliked person. The threat is multiplied if the gooch in question is sweaty.
"Dude if you don't turn your music down, I'm going to go for a run and then Geesh your pillow after you go out tonight"
by Herr Ballenschwett September 12, 2011
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