Professionals who work out of Best Buy store; they'll fix your computer in~store or come to your home to fix it.
Dangit, my computer has a virus; now I need to call the Geek Squad to fix it! I know they'll do a good job. They're very knowledgeable.
by Starchylde May 21, 2016
New gang fromed at American electronics retailer Best Buy. They dress scrawny FBI agents and drive VW beetles with the GS logo on the side. If you work at Circuit City these thugs will vandalize the store and you.
Customer: Oh my god are you okay?!
Circuit City Employye: Hell no bitch! I just got jacked by these Geek Squad guys. They raped my ass!
Circuit City Employye: Hell no bitch! I just got jacked by these Geek Squad guys. They raped my ass!
by Karate Jesus October 27, 2004
A small computer tech store based in Minnesota that was bought by Best Buy. You can now find the Geek Squad in all Best Buy stores. If you wish to find one he or she will be wearing a white shirt, black slacks, and a tie with a Geek Squad Pin on it. With their supreme 1337-ness a Geek Squad agent will be able assist a customer with any computer crisis. Do not attempt to go to circuit city for a computer problem as they are too busy picking eachother's butts.
by Xx|Phantom|xX April 27, 2005
A group of retarded monkeys that work at best buy thinking they can fix computers but in all reality is screw them up worse then they really are.
Geek squad: Heres your computer mam
Customer: Is if fixed?
Geek Squad: I dont know there wasnt a bannana in it
Customer: WTF?!
Customer: Is if fixed?
Geek Squad: I dont know there wasnt a bannana in it
Customer: WTF?!
by Fresh Like Mike jones March 2, 2008
Geek Squad is the biggest bunch of assclowns under the sun. They think that the are the end-all be-all of anything regarding computers. They think that a week long course in pressing "ctrl+alt+delete" enables them to be elitist losers. Stay away from them at all cost.
by Robbo15 January 6, 2006
Someone who works at Best Buy, drives around in the homomobile and is proud of it because he thinks it's cool and get's chicks but in reality has barely enough game to have sex with his hands.
also see fudgepacker
also see fudgepacker
Isn't that that bitch Karl we used to beat up in high school, yep and he is still a bitch, he works for Geek Squad.
by Smokesalot November 15, 2005
1) A group of geeks that think they are cool, generally referring to those of the computer variety.
2) A certain group from MIS that hangs out at the IT desk all day and is harassed constantly into fixing people's ridiculous computer problems.
2) A certain group from MIS that hangs out at the IT desk all day and is harassed constantly into fixing people's ridiculous computer problems.
"Fuck, my computer's buggin' out again."
"Carolyn's on the Geek Squad, go ask her. She can fix it."
"Since when's the Geek Squad got a chick?!"
"Carolyn's on the Geek Squad, go ask her. She can fix it."
"Since when's the Geek Squad got a chick?!"
by CarolynxRiot December 17, 2008