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It's like nothing you've ever seen. It's nothing you've ever wanted to see! It's Gears of Halo Theft Auto 5!

We've ensured nothing can be more emotionally disturbing than this game. This game is full of so much explicit content it's been rated J.O. JESUS ONLY. And you thought Gears of Halo Theft Auto 4 was bad.

4 Different Professions:
-Crazy Crack Dealer
-Bloodthirsty Pimp
-Corrupt Politician
-Drunk Serial Killer

This sandbox game lets you do anything, and we mean anything! What other game can you beat your dog into a coma, take a dump in a urinal, and have unrestrained shameless sex with your bosses mother? Nothing! That's right, Jimmy!
"Reserve your copy of Gears of Halo Theft Auto 5 today!"
by crazycrackdealer March 01, 2010

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