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A pack of gays, often modeling the character make-up of the television
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show, Entourage. The following is usually represented in a true Gaytourage: 1 (One) Manager/Diva. Will squeal, shout, bark and whine orders to the Gaytourage. He wants to be heard, but like a true Manager the Gaytourage doesn't really care. 1 (One) Hip, Up and Coming Gay. Usually newly out of the closet and sleeping with obscene numbers of men. For the time being, he's the A-Lister, the one everyone wants a piece of. However, when a new, hot gay comes flaming out of the closet, this A-Lister will begrudgingly pass along the torch. 1 (One) C-Lister. The puppy-dog to the Hip/A-Lister Gay. Will cook, clean, mop, do laundry and even perform fellatio (by desperate and/or drunken request only). 1 (One) Nice Friend. This one will always be there for the gays in need, often serving as a mediator for all of the gay drama. Often times called the Gay Mama's Boy who is blissfully ignorant to what is going on behind closed doors. The Gaytourage would internally combust without this dude's service. 1 (One) Queen Bee. Dictates what parties to frequent, what low-calorie drinks will be consumed, and what is 'in-or-out'. Always with the latest fashions, best hair and is, well, Fabulous. Many (Numerous) Gays-in-Training. Each starts out telling the Gaytourage "I'm Straight Guys, No I am Not Gay. I just wear bright, florescent colors because I like them." By the end of his indoctrination, his hair... |
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