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4.
When a person can't decide if they are just gay (not as in homosexual as in they do something stupid) or retarded...so then the person is both making them gaytarded
Tyler: Mike are you gay or are you retarded
Mike:uhmmm...(5 seconds of silence)
Tyler:Mike you are gaytarded!
by RealTalkKswag October 15, 2011
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1.
A combination of slang terms gay and retarded. Although similar in spelling and sound to said slangs, gaytarded pertains to a ridiculous situation where and when no other single word can emphasize the degree of how gay and retarded the scene really is. Not related to homosexuality or mental illness.

Note: Gaytarded should only be used in the most extreme level of social depravity.
Doug: Come see my band man, we're totally cool!
Andy: Yeah? What's it sound like?
Doug: Well we sound like Tool, but instead of drums I've elected to beatbox!
Andy: Doug- you and everything in your world is fucking gaytarded.
Doug: Yeah we're called "Aesthetic."
Andy: I will end you, gaytard.
by Andrew May 23, 2003
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2.
This word can also be used when not even a modicum of political correctness is desired in one's speech. It is an expletive to be held in the bottom of one's bag of tricks and used particularly in emergencies. The professional may garnish with the "F word."
Jill: I hope someday all people will be treated equally and will treat others equally, even those of different races, religions, creeds, colors, shapes and sizes.

Jack: That is the most f*cking gaytarded thing I have ever heard.
by T Man July 25, 2005
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3.
1. the state of mind, body, and/or soul when someone is moshing
2. moshing while in a trance-like or possessed-like state
Person #1: So what did you do this weekend?
Person #2: I got gaytarded to some good ol' deathcore.
by Ms.Anthropy April 16, 2009
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5.
When a person becomes so gay/homosexual, they actually become retarded.
"Dude, Mac is seriously gaytarded."
by The Jihad Squad December 15, 2009
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6.
a word that denotes the actions or personality of one who in fact may not be gay, or retarded, but do or say things that suggest that they may be both. not gay in there sexual preference, or retarded concerning there mental capacities, but gay and retarded in the same way that david spade movies, or montel williams episodes are. gaytarded may be used to denote an object or an idea rather than an individual. the word gaytard may be used to denote one, who in fact, is gaytarded.
fred:bro, i rode my bike too much last weekend and my gooch got all chaffed up!

ted:oh damn dude, i hate that, chaffage is freakin gaytarded!
by beaujangles999 February 28, 2010
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7.
adj. simulatneously stupid and homosexual
American Idol is gaytarded.
by Hugh Jass May 07, 2003
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