Guy2:DUDE MASTERCHEIF IS HAWTER *Masturbates*
Guy3:OMG YOUR A GAYLO 2 WORSHIPPER
Guy4:OMG YOU TWO ARE GAY
Guy1:OMG MC IS HAWT AHAHAHA
Guy2:OMGOMGOMG MAUSTRBATING IS FUN
This leads to cancer, aids, hivs, and homosexuality all the time.
Your chances of having a kid goes down everytime you masturbate.