A list of things which a gay man wants to get done on a particular day.

This will typically include:
Sex acts of a radical manner, likely to cause the gradual destruction of western civilisation
Acts of social and political subversion, likely to cause the gradual destruction of western civilisation
Acts of general campness, indicative that the gradual destruction of western civilisation is already underway
My Big Gay Agenda (TUESDAY)

Breakfast. Brush teeth.
Engage in act of farage with postman (or rent boy if no letters delivered)
Open mail.
Write to Prime Minister of Great Britain, demanding an end to serfdom, and the head of Judge Jefferies.
Write to President of U.S., demanding end to death penalty, and/or Texas.
Shopping.
Flounce. Mince. Preen.
Say "Oo, I don't know where that draught's coming from, Ducky, but I can tell you where it's going to!"
Undertake complete interior redesign of house (someone else's).
Lunch.
by Pipe Downn June 21, 2011
A conspiracy theorists lame idea that all gays are out to get straights and convert them. Unfortunately all the gay agenda really is, is a program to promote understanding of homosexuality. Or as to put it by 1 gay man like myself TO BE LEFT ALONE. Christians obsess on the gay agenda constantly
did you hear about the gay agendas plans to take over washington? OMG if that happens we'll all have to fuck men.
by D November 21, 2003
Come on... the agenda is sex...
Ooooh, He's cute...I think I'm getting an gay agenda...
by dirtseller June 07, 2006
A political term commonly used to describe what certain segments of American society believe to be an attempt by all gay rights advocates to reshape American society in such a way that straits would begin to suffer some form of descrimination. There is no proof for this, as the overwhelming majority of them simply want to be left alone and be allowed to live their lives as they wish, as is the right of any other group of American citizens.
There is no actual proof that Michael Swift's essay, the gay agenda, was meant to be taken seriously.
by FVZA May 20, 2006
The Republican's favorite whipping boy, so to speak. Something a Republican accuses anything that he or she opposes of being part of in order to excuse their racsist and homophobic attitudes. Especially if it involves taking care of the most vulnerable amongst us. They will toss this accusation even if the thing they oppose has nothing to do with homosexuality.
Human rights has been named as part of gay agenda by Republicans.
by MrClean February 26, 2006
There are two definitions for the gay agenda:

1. (the incorrect one):
The gay agenda is commonly referred to by conservatives and Christians as homosexuals' general set of goals:
- Make everyone gay.
- Bring about general demoralization of society.
- Break down the family unit.

There are other goals according to those who accept this definition to be true, but these are the ones most often heard.

2. (the correct one):
-Promote equality and tolerance for everyone (including, but not limited to equal marriage rights): gay, straight, black, white, whatever. Period.
1. Those gays always want to get into our schools and our politics so they can promote their gay agenda.

2. Someone who accepts the second definition probably would not use the term gay agenda, unless talking about how it is used incorrectly.
by through_the_looking_glass February 04, 2010
The term coined by christian radicals but later redefined by the homosexual community themselves.

The gay agenda is not a written law, a set of previously debated and agreed-upon long-term goals or an insidious plan. Denying the existence of a set of goals, especially for the gay community that quite openly strives for tolerance is no less hypocritical than claiming homosexuals are out in a mission to convert all straights. As every group the LGBT community has it's goals, it's vision of the future and is realizing it. There is no question as to if the infamous "gay agenda" exists, but what are the points most LGBT members agree on.

The first and most obvious point of the gay agenda is spreading tolerance and ideas of equality. However a more detailed and more deliberate plan can be read in, for example, "The Overhauling of Straight America"

1: TALK ABOUT GAYS AND GAYNESS AS LOUDLY AND AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE.

2: PORTRAY GAYS AS VICTIMS, NOT AS AGGRESSIVE CHALLENGERS.

3: GIVE PROTECTORS A JUST CAUSE.

4: MAKE GAYS LOOK GOOD.

5: MAKE THE VICTIMIZERS LOOK BAD.

6: SOLICIT FUNDS: THE BUCK STOPS HERE

7: GETTING ON THE AIR

As the LGBT forms a loose comunity there is no law, an agenda in the legal sense and there will always be individuals who may not agree. And while finding individual homosexuals who claim not to follow any such guidelines is quite easy, looking at the changes that have already happened during the past decade it is clear that the above outline is taken very seriously.

Another example of the gay agenda at work are the words used in the context of homosexuality. While no studies have been done on it, one can easily notice certain trends. For example there is no neutral word to describe opponents of homosexual rights escalation. Homophobe or heterosexist are the only words to describe a person with such beliefs. Both imply a whole set of negative values and are a serious accusation. On the other hand, there is no word for people who are neutral or pro-homosexual. This lack of word creates an implication that one is either a bigoted homophobe, or belongs to the unnamed rest, a supporter of the LGBT community. It is no shame to call oneself a liberal or conservative, but for the lack of a better word, it is social taboo to call onseself a heterosexist.

The gay agenda is a fact. Just as it was a fact when massive homosexual protests forced to remove homosexuality from the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders it is a fact now as all people and facts that may hinder the escalation of homosexual rights and cultural influence, regardless if their stance be of prejudice or factual reasons, are named homophobes and branded as propaganda of bigoted religious fundamentalism.
"There is no such thing as a gay agenda"

"The gay agenda is the product of delusioned homophobic bigoted narrow-minded religious hatemongers believing we are out to get them all while the loudest of them are probably gays in denial themselves"

"There is no gay agenda, we just believe 8 is too late"
by archont May 16, 2008

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