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The sound made by the esophagus after a penis slams it with extreme force blocking the airway.
"Hey baby, can I get some head?" .."Sure honey" .. "open wideeee" "....GAULK!!!!"

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by El Animal November 02, 2012
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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The inside (guts, seeds etc.) of a pumpkin that you clean out when getting ready to carve it for Halloween decoration.
Now we need to remove the gaulk so when can carve a pumpkin face.
by Bengalman December 30, 2015
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To stick something together using an excessive amount of adhesive.
"Just gaulk it up with tape, then it will stay put."
by Curtis Granberg February 23, 2009
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He's warmer than you think.

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