Gauge Fucking is were you find a girl with really big gauges and what you do it you take out her gauges and pin the bottom of her ears to the top of the and then you fuck the shit out of her ears threw the hole.
Ron: Did you hear what happend to Sally last night?
Don: No, what happened?
Ron: Rick was Gauge Fucking sally!
Don: Wow, shes not going to be able to hear for a while.