crappy ass computers
by 251 whodi July 13, 2003
A manufacturer of computers, notebooks, LCD and plasma televisions, portable music players, digital cameras, and video camcorders. Known for its own brand of consumer electronics as well as its computers.
I just bought a new Gateway 56-inch projection TV!
by yo-what-is-up-my-dawg February 17, 2004
pot / marijuana dealer
In the movie Hustle & Flow: DJay, a Memphis hustler with a couple of fillies in his stable and a side business selling pot— “I’m gateway mofo,” he says to a customer looking for harder drugs.
by Makawakawoo August 11, 2006
Gateway Computers.
A well-known computer company that is famous for their 'Cow-Spotted' boxes.
Competes with: Dell, HP/Compaq, Sony, and Toshiba.
For more information, search 'Wikipedia' for 'Gateway Computer'
Hailey: I got a Gateway Notebook Computer for my birthday! It came in a cute spotted box!

Chris: Nice! I have a seven year old Gateway Desktop and it has been very reliable. I plan to purchase a Gateway Notebook sometime too!
by go-go_the_geek January 20, 2006
Another slang name used in lieu of the word "cunt", mainly used in the company of females and others as to not offend.
" that guy over there is a total Gateway"
" check out that fat pig, you would need a crowbar to prior her Gateway apart"

cunt, gateway
by B-Brad April 07, 2012
A portal between two places or pieces of electronic equipment. Has unfortunately been the name of a computer company who made excellent computers until the Pentiums were launched.
A gateway is used to link a unix terminal to an iSeries box.
by Kyle December 23, 2003
See Somerfield.

Chain of UK supermarkets, changed name sometime around 1990.
That's some cheap shit vino they got in Gateways at the moment.
by Ti September 04, 2004
A fat cow of a woman, derived from the cow-patterned boxes that the Gateway company uses. Usually a harpy of a thing, that tries to ruin a man's life and seperate him from his friends, hobbies and money.
No, man. I can't hang out, Gateway's comin' over.
by booger January 03, 2005

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