Female appendages that forestall, deter, or prevent procreative sex.
Gatekeepers work to prevent conception
horny? you'll encounter Gatekeepers before you can orgasm
Gatekeepers are contraceptive
I wanted in her pussy but when I insisted on getting past her ultimate Gatekeepers... I discovered anal sex is a THOUSAND times more fucking awesome
As long as the position you fuck her in has her ass BELOW her pussy, anal sex is contraceptive (and not abortifacient like pussy on birth control), so her Gatekeepers are more likely to allow it.She likes penis
but (of course size does matter
) she is not ready to conceive a child
Some of her Gatekeepers perform double duty: left hand
, right hand
Appease her Gatekeepers and masturbate to your homemade sex video
you made with her
The better your refractory period the more you will encounter Gatekeepers
Her Gatekeepers don't care how often you use porn
: she prefers you use porn
instead of using her.
If her Gatekeepers won't let you in her ass dump her.
When she refuses making a fucking video
dump that Gatekeeper.
is the person who upon receiving a bowl
or a blunt
within the circle
, begins inhaling off the hit
in the chamber
that is left from the previous smoker. The Gatekeeper is not a frowned upon or derogatory term.
The fat,ugly, or fat and ugly girl that attaches herself to a good looking girl. The soul existance of a gatekeeper is to keep the pretty girl from ever meeting someone. If the gatekeeper is beaten by a man know as the chosen one
or a man with a wingman
the gatekeeper will no longer have any reason to exist and becomes a fallen gatekeeper
Did you see that hottie at the end of the bar? dude, fly wingman for me and take out the gatekeeper.
keeper of gates
gatekeeper is the keeper of gates
When a woman(usually fat) falsely protects her freinds(usually hot) from hooking up with guys in clubs due to her large arse uglyness and lack of self esteem.
Knock out Ned- hey baby wanna go for a rideeeeeeee?
gatekeeper- ahhhh alice dosnt like hot guys with washboard abs and phd's in physics.
Alice- Yes i do...
Gatekeeper- shut up .. now come to the toilet with me so i can pamper my insercurities( chin)
Knock out Ned- fukin Gatekeeper
Rather large, moody African American women, in the city of Atlanta, that are in charge of, or in the way during, everything that you must do in a given day. The gate keeper
being pissed at the world for what ever reason make it unbearable and almost impossible to complete the various task(s) at hand in a given day.
I was going to go to the bank but the gate keeper
closed the line I was in, when it was my turn, so she go on a cigarette break.
I was going to buy 1 banana from the store when a gate keeper
cut me off with 8 kids and two kart loads of groceries.
I just got out of traffic court and the gate keeper
won't let me give her my f*cking money to pay my ticket. She wants me to go to jail!!!
The sexual act where one partner acts as the 'gatekeeper' clenching his or her anus in an attempt to prevent the other partner from penetrating the anus forcefully with his member or a phallic sexual aid (dildo).
Man... Bob and I were playing gatekeeper last night and he was able to siege my stronghold in moments.