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A gay bastard. Guy 1: Dude, look at that gay guy over there kicking that puppy.
Guy 2: I know he's such a gastard! |
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A Gastard is a fart that no one claims. It is a concatenation of "gas" and "bastard". A fatherless fart. "Oooooh!" exclaimed Alex. "Who fathered that bomb?" Not me's ring out from the crowd. "It is a stinky gastard!"
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Noun. A combination of gas and retard.
Somone who drives a giant, fuel inefficient SUV then has the balls to complain about paying $400 a week to keep it gassed up. Often seen with a "Gas Prices Suck" bumper sticker. Gastard: Something needs to be done about this, I just spent $110 to fill up my Escalade.
Smart person: maybe you should buy a car with better milage. Gastard: but I NEED! my hulking status symbol! Smart Person: Gastard |
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a bastard who has a-lot of hot air my girlfriend called me a gastard after we had a fight at taco bell.
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Short for Gay Bastard Steven: Hey Bill, look at that fucking gastard across the street
Bill: Yeah what a fucking gay! |
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