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Gas Station Hotdog - 1. n. It is when you put a variety of lubes and lotions on your sun burned penis then slide it between your partners bum cheeks because intercourse would be too painful. 
Sally get the Aloe, KY and Jergens I'm going to give you a gas station hotdog tonight cause I got too much sun today.
by Really not you again May 27, 2011

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