Garp

The female perineum. Equivalent to the male gooch.

Ouch I just landed on my Garp, she said.

by NellsKnows December 3, 2020

Garp

To fart into your hand and wave it towards your face.

I was curious as to how bad my fart smelled so i decided to garp.

by Q-4PO May 3, 2008

Garp

The act of farting under water and biting the bubble it creates. Females can also "garp" queiffs.

Remember when we were little and you would garp in the pool?

by ThangSlangin April 10, 2009

Garp

A person that affiliates themselves with being a nerd or ‘neek’ as some may call it. Someone that stands out in the wrong way and is associated with NPC or beggy behaviour. Typically people that are virgins or have no rizz in everyday interactions

“What are you doing!! You’re such a Garp”

by Lord Garpius the 3rd January 22, 2023

Garp

v.) 1.) to catch someone in the act of somthing
2.) to move a group

1.) Dude, i totally garped Madison and Mia in the bedroom just now.
2.) I was garping the group towards a safer location.

by Mia Coffin November 11, 2007

Garp

A word used in any situation to take place of anything. It Can mean anything, can be anything. Originated as points on a line.

Hey your garp is showing.
Your such a garp.

by Peter Shaw the G master May 6, 2007

Garp

Projectile vomit.

The act of making a pavement pizza or sidewalk pizza.

I totally saw your pavement pizza and it made me garp out another one, it was buy one get one free.

My girl made me a sandwich and she used expired mayo and it turned into Garpfest 2010.

by JD² August 2, 2010