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7.
v.) 1.) to catch someone in the act of somthing
2.) to move a group
1.) Dude, i totally garped Madison and Mia in the bedroom just now.
2.) I was garping the group towards a safer location.
by Mia Coffin November 10, 2007
 
1.
To fart into your hand and wave it towards your face.
I was curious as to how bad my fart smelled so i decided to garp.
by Q-4PO May 03, 2008
 
2.
Shut the fuck up, no one gives a shit about what you are saying. Garp is very similar to words like dgaf, however the fact that it is such an unknown word allows you to be more creative in your ways of shutting up.
Just garp.
by realcool December 20, 2013
 
3.
The act of farting under water and biting the bubble it creates. Females can also "garp" queiffs.
Remember when we were little and you would garp in the pool?
by ThangSlangin April 10, 2009
 
4.
Garp is a word which stands for 'get a real problem.' It was created by Izi and Aimee in January 2013. Basically, it comes down to when bitches complain about shit that isn't even bad. Your response to them then can simply be 'Garp.'

Bitches: omfg, my fake nail is totally coming off!

Izi & Aimee: Garp.
by letddodis October 10, 2013
 
5.
Projectile vomit.

The act of making a pavement pizza or sidewalk pizza.
I totally saw your pavement pizza and it made me garp out another one, it was buy one get one free.

My girl made me a sandwich and she used expired mayo and it turned into Garpfest 2010.
by JD² August 02, 2010
 
6.
Originally: Great African Research Project
A project undertaken in a particular online game, aimed at improving game-performance, the Great African Research Project started by Wollongong was soon abbreviated to garp. This word soon became a common word, with many uses. It could be used instead of n00b, to express surprise, or in any instance where the speaker does not really know what to say.
1: Man, you are such a garp.

2:
A: So how much did you pay for that thing?
B: $ 2599,99
A: *GARP*
by Wollongong August 05, 2006