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4.
A spastic, with too much libido for his own good. And a god-like proportion. Generally a pretty stavved up guy though.
Garg, stop humping me.
by Norman Mantagonist December 13, 2003
 
1.
A garg is a very ugly man. Dr Junzy abbreviated the term garg from the word garg-oil, which is essentially the complete opposite of an oil (an oil is an attractive man). Bad skin, a poor or balding lid, atrocious physique and other rank features are all garg like characteristics, which can lead to an individual being labelled a garg.
Junzy: Look at Gayzell's lash-rash! His face is so red!
Chorus of others: Oh yeah, Hes a complete garg!

Girl 1: I got with Jimmy last night...
Girl 2: really the 1 who has nice eyes but a shit rig?
Girl 1: yer, I'm so embarressed! Despite his beautiful blue eyes he's still such a garg!

Worm: I'm the oiliest in our house right?
Everyone else: haha are you joking!? You mean gargiest in the house right!? GARG!

At a rugby tournament...
Guy on the sideline: Why is that short bloke with no neck the manager of the Lenton Oilers!? He's not oily, he's vile! What a garg!
by silly gilly July 29, 2011
 
2.
A word that may be spoken when you have nothing to say. Also useful for eliminating awkward moments of silence.

Also see um
"Where were you last night?" "Well honey, I was busy ... 'garg'".
by freedyal May 09, 2005
 
3.
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adjective used to describe a good butt. A sly way of saying a girl has a nice ass in front of her, or out in public.

" Damn nicca...you peep that GARG...you could sit a cup on that booty"

Dervied from " GARGantuan Grated Goat Gate "
by A Tribe Called Fresh August 25, 2008
 
5.
Yelled in excitement of winning, or in anger of losing. Usually right in someones face.
After just losing beating a friend, lean over in their face and "GARG!"
by NARGLATCH August 08, 2006
 
6.
Sometimes short for Gargoyle, but still can carry all the meanings above.
"That garg is hard 24/7, and I mean that in 2 ways."
by CheapAlert March 03, 2004
 
7.
A creature notorious for being very horny/frisky.
Wow, that guy's a Garg!
by Elliott Solomon December 13, 2003