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7.
A term that can be used to substitute in for a curse word.
Person: I just nailed my hand to a post! Garfunkel!
by Tom Canty April 29, 2012
 
1.
to tag along or to be unneccessary, loosely (and wrongly) based on Art Garfunkel
Hey, can i Garfunkel with you guys
by englishhhh December 18, 2005
 
2.
The more outgoing person in a pair.

Origin: refers to folk- rock 1960s duo Simon and Garfunkel. Art Garfunkel, who did not write or play an instrument, arguably was the better singer of the two. He was also more personable/talkative. In a way, the "sidekick" of Simon.
He's the Garfunkel in that relationship.
by VAKI5 May 07, 2005
 
3.
v. To impose sexual actions upon a person in a mysterious and unusual way
I Garfunkeled your mother!
by pub_benny June 08, 2005
 
4.
To get rid of the less talented or useful item in a set.

The Sox will Garfunkel Ramirez when hell freezes over.

Ramirez is ungarfunkelable!

I can't garfunkel the lettuce in the salad. It's the only thing he's not allergic to.
by Fran LeMoine September 30, 2005
 
5.
To laugh so hard that milk (or other liquid) shoots out of one's nose. Possibly derived from the sound made as a liquid is expelled from the nostrils or from the prominent nose of Art Garfunkel of the singing duo Simon and Garfunkel.
Stop joking around! I almost garfunkeled my Kool-Aid!
by KToTheDog August 10, 2011
 
6.
Someone that you can't tell if they are a boy or a girl.
Is that a dude?

No it's a garfunkel
by nigtig March 05, 2011