a short form of guarantee, implying an extremity either negative or positive
"That was a garen slack test today" or "man, you garened that guys face"
by poop March 03, 2004
2 more definitions
Is a man with little muscle mass and a very large penis. Ladies love him, and he loves them, but falls in love easliy.
That guys deffinatly a Garen. Hes so cute!
by ghjhhhsa3 December 07, 2008
One whom has extreamly large muscle mass, yet lacks in penis length and girth.
My girlfriend told me her new boyfriend was nice but unfortunately a Garen
by Connie February 05, 2004