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To have sex with an unshaven lady, pull out before climax, and sling yogurt onto her bush
Ashley was being a pain tonight and forgot to shave, so after I fucked her I pulled the condom off and gave her a garden party...then I gave her a wet nap to clean up.
by 50 Cent Blood on the Sand June 23, 2011
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A party with absolutely NO WOMEN. Usually consists of about 10 to 15 guys sitting in an apartment or dorm, getting drunk off of keystone, and waiting for girls to show up. When patience starts wearing thin one guy usually pulls out a guitar and starts to sing. This type of party can go on all night.
Guests: "Hey man, thanks for inviting us to your party."

Nate: "Yeah, no problem. Just make yourselves at home."

Guests: "Dude there's no girls here! Is this a GARDEN PARTY?"

Nate: "You guys wanna hear this new song I learned on guitar?"
by the-chad June 03, 2010
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A concert at the World's Most Famous Arena, Madison Square Garden. The artist doesn't matter, only that the audience is experiencing something special.

Derived from Rick Nelson’s famous song “Garden Party”, which depicts a moment in his career where he came out grown up and played on the grandest stage of them all and was booed.

Such Garden Parties include (but are not limited to): Billy Joel, Elton John (Who both have banners that hang in the rafters for their contributions to the arena), Bruce Springsteen & the E Street Band, Metallica, Dave Matthews Band, Jay-Z and Taylor Swift (Who set a record with the fastest sell out with her 2009 Fearless Tour which sold out in 60 seconds).
Hey Suzy, would you like to go to Bon Jovi at MSG for a Garden Party?

Sure Harry! Would you like to go with me to see Taylor Swift at MSG for a Garden Party?

It's a date!
by B. Talented March 30, 2011
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a get together in which people smoke some weed.
Let's have a garden party this weekend!
by iamthewalrus May 15, 2006
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When 15 or more people get together to to toss one another's salad.
Those hos were so coked up they couldn't tell one end from the other, pretty soon that hotel room turned into a regular garden party.
by dinosaurious February 10, 2010
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An Army term a soldier uses for looking at porn.
What the fuck you doing private!

Garden Party Sir!
by KRO_MAGNUM December 16, 2010
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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