|1.||Garden City, Michigan|
A small no where town where everyone knows absolutely everyone and their business. You know at least 3 people that live on every street, and your parents most likely grew up in the house across the street. Garden City is a black hole that no one ever truely escapes.
"Scientists just dsicovered the destination of all black holes! Garden City, Michigan."
"DID YOU HEAR WHAT YOU DID LAST NIGHT?!"-Your mom.