Garda

Good, clean, raw Pakistani Hashish from the Northern Provinces. Usually not exported but rather consumed in Pakistan. The freshest garda is a real delicacy and one would be hard-pressed to find better Hashish.

Man, I love smoking Garda, such a clean high.

by Champion Charsi March 31, 2004

Garda

The Irish(Republic, Not NI) police force.

Majority of them are corrupted Tramp heads and find it pleasurable to beat innocent civilians

Guy 1:Watch out mate, The garda monitor that place due to the RIRA's activites.
Guy 2:Fuck 'em, they're all a bunch of cunts anyways.
Guy 1&2:tiocfaidh ár lá!

by MikeAKALeo<3 August 5, 2016

Garda

Calm down
Stressy

M8 you should GARDA!

by e$sexm8 August 31, 2015

Garda

Someone who acts in such a manner that is disrespectful towards the sesh or a casual outing with the boys to smoke a fat joint

Guy 1: you floating the sesh later
Guy 2: nah can’t I’m busy
Guy 1: ah there will joints going

Guy 2 : no thanks

Guy 1 : that’s such Garda

by Sesh tips February 19, 2018

garda

Irish police force.
Every single one is corrupt and backward.
A bunch of gansters and chickens who pick on small inocent people.

Call the garda i was robbed.

by mark ireland April 21, 2004

garda

its the word police but its used by gangs more

the word garda its more for fbi

for example in romanian:
ba vine garda ascunde iarba
in english:
bro the police/fbi is coming hide the weed

by catalin scarlatescu April 26, 2021

garda

Armoured band of cunts in the Republic of Ireland, equivalent to pigs everywhere else. These baton-wielding yobs act much the same way as their sister organisations elsewhere, beating up foreigners and protesters and generally making the world a nastier place.

Like the IRA, they wear all black and cover their faces with masks (the riot squad do, anyway). Unlike the IRA, they don't even PRETEND to be fighting for liberation.

Garda stands for
Grunting
Anal-
Retentive
Dicksucking
Asswipes

by Andy May 2, 2004