You can find me in the club,
keep your hands of my hair plugs.
My Rogain by the tub,
on my balls I have to rub.
If I wanna have sex, I gotta pay a hundred bucks, cause I'm 14, and I'm young, and I get no groupie love.
My palms are sweaty,
Spandex tights are heavy,
lost the hair on my balls already,
but my back's like a Yeti.
I get nervous, see my pubic hair falls out like confeddi,
my dick's thin, just like cold spaghetti.
I'm an old clown, I'm poked out in my forum town, I take off my pants and my penis falls out.
GCL: "Yeah, you have anything specific you want"
Member: "Can i get that one with that girl from the commercial?"
GCL: "Searching ;)"