A man who sits in his garage and drinks beer and smokes cigarettes all day and night while watching some form of sporting event or the weather channel.
Neighbor A: Hey, what do you think Bryan is doin'?
Neighbor B: Oh, that garage monkey is probably passed out with a cigarette in his hand!
Neighbor A: Yea, we better not go over there, he might shoot us with his 100 year old rifle!!
Neighbor B: I'd bet he'd shoot his own foot though!