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A man who sits in his garage and drinks beer and smokes cigarettes all day and night while watching some form of sporting event or the weather channel. Neighbor A: Hey, what do you think Bryan is doin'?
Neighbor B: Oh, that garage monkey is probably passed out with a cigarette in his hand! Neighbor A: Yea, we better not go over there, he might shoot us with his 100 year old rifle!! Neighbor B: I'd bet he'd shoot his own foot though! |
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