"Don't drink more than 2 sprites in one sitting or you might become The Gangle"
A person who is awkward and has disproportionate features including a very large head, slime body and long arms. Gangles have almost no control over their body due to lack of coordination.
Gangles also usually are able to touch their knees even when standing straight up and touch things without out moving from extraordinarily long distances. Usually they are male and are often subject to ridicule.
Ganglevitis is said to infect Gangles, although it is a made-up disease similar to Gingervitis. The myth is that it infects people causing there body to grow into funny and gangly shapes also destroying their souls.
Wow Chris is such a gangle! Look at how far he can reach and the way he has almost no coordination whatsoever!
Simultaneously achieving game and angle. Also achieving greatness and or perfection.
Yo, I totally have the gangle on that gaggle of beezys.
Abbreviation for "gay angle". Where a straight male will adopt culturally "gay" qualities to lower the guard of unsuspecting attractive females.
Dude, that guy macking your chick right now is not gay, he's totally just playing the gangle
A lanky entity with a lack of limb coordination, spatial awareness, social propriety or vocal volume control.
Wow, that guy, who just tripped on his own feet and then sat on his own head, after making loud inappropriate remarks to my friends, is such a gangle.
V. to gangle means to harass somebody in a physical way, using lanky goober movements and retard facial expressions
Guy1: I was with my friend byrner yesterday and he was being such a goofy bastard
Guy2: I know, he always tries to gangle with me
used to describe a relatively large group of people in a small social setting
We went to Sarah's apartment for a party and there was a gangle of hot women up in there.