Double-Entendre for: 1. Pale, legless, tubelike parasite infesting the Ganges. 2. The Aryan Penis, emphasizing the notoriously small size & pale colour of the organ of us fair Caucasoid Aryan males. 3. Hence, a small unit of measurement.

The worm-like appearance of the puny Aryan Penis in both flaccid & erect states is - like our fair skin, narrow noses & inverted lips - a result of millenia of evolutionary adaptation to the need to reduce vascularized surface area & conserve heat in the cold climates of the northern Aryan homelands. This applies both to the Indo-Aryan Penis of Guzaratis, Marathis, & Bengalis, as well as to the only slightly larger Irano-Aryan Penis of Punjabis, Rajputanis & Avadhis. Thus, a study by Dr. Eduardo Gomez de Diego, CEO of Andromedical, concludes: "The smallest averages were found in {North} India 10.2 cm (3.9 in) & South Korea 9.6 cm (3.7 in)." (ClickPress, Wed Jan 11 2006). Hence "Keera" (worm...