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Someone who is standing in the way, preventing you from passing through a narrow area.
OK Gandalf, let's get moving here buddy.
by thricegreatart May 23, 2010
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you shall not pass!
by lewis June 14, 2004
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Frodo: Hey, Gandalf, how do I get rid of this god damn ring?
Gandalf: My friend, you have to touch yourself at night without wearing the ring.
by God July 21, 2003
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Gandalf is the Mac Daddy of Middle Earth!
by Jeff Chislett June 02, 2004
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To come back from the dead in a spectacular fashion, normally just in time to save someone's ass from getting kicked. Just like Gandalf in LOTR.
I was sure he was dead after the nuke went off, but he did a Gandalf and saved Bauer's ass.
by pasdaddy May 07, 2009
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one of the many Hobbit themed cocktails available at the pub of the same name, in Southampton. Contains vodka, archers, blue WKD and lemonade. Very refreshing. £3 for a pint. I love them far too much.
by Jez March 07, 2005
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The greatest wizard in the world (Middle-earth) he's so cute and adorable! Everybody should have a gandalf in their life! Someone they can talk to, someone who can always offer you advice, someone with magical powers to save u from all the baddies in the world, someone who you know will always give you a hug at the end of the day!
He's like the perfect grandad that everybody wants!
Gandalf rocks!
by surfergirl April 27, 2004
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