Greatest games console. Mocked by wussy teens that listen to emo crap and play playstation.
Fact: Playstation was going to be a CD addon for the SNES, but Nintendo decided that it was bullshit, and Sony went solo. Therefore, playstation owes its existance to Nintendo.
Fact 2: Gamecube has the best graphics out of any system, look at Rouge Leader for chrissakes. Also made the sholder button, d-pad, reliable camera(used in Super Mario 64 and Zelda OoT), and comfy controllers. The gamecube is the epitome of human game design.
PS2 Fan: ooh, teh PZ2 is teh bezt!!!111eleven!!! game cube suxxxx !!!11!!1!!
Sane person: Nintendo created playstation, it was a SNES addon.
PS2 fan: ......
Sane Person: seems as though all your PS2 rotted your brain. Oh well.
Another term for rape. Used in the Bro Rape Video.
Marc- Hey Jessica you wanna come over and play some Gamecube? I hope you don't mind me taking my pants off.
Jessica- ok, that sounds fun, I'll be there in 10 minutes
slang for weed when talking around parents or teachers
"playing GameCube" means smoking pot
Me: Hey Tim are you ready to play some GameCube tomorrow?
Tim: Wtf? Neither of us has a GameCube
Me: Duh it means smoke pot
Tim: Oh hellz ya I'm ready
The underdog of the next-gen console trio. Unfortunately, most of the Gamecube's plights are Nintendo's own fault.
Dude: Do you have a PS2 or an Xbox?
Me: No... Gamecube.
Dude: What?! Gamecube sucks!
Me: Yeah, yeah, I've heard it all before. -_-
A system that had potential but failed due to not including DVD playback, Using mini dvds, and not fully supporting online play, having games mostly aimed for kids (pre-teens and below), and no direct sequel to Super Mario 64. Also the controller was too small, further proof of its true target aduience (kids)
Fly, Game Cube, Fly, you're not ready...
In Fable, although the game is developed by Big Blue Box and this is obviously a reference to the company that made the game, there is a legend about the first man choosing which world his people would live in. He had a choice between a large blue box, and a small red box. Believing the latter represented the sun, he chose the large blue cube. The gods, knowing the true differences between the two, revealed that the red box had only enough room for all the good in the world, and the blue box had room for all the good and the evil, and that the man had damned his people to life as we knew it in the dark ages. My point is, GameCube was a big blue box, full of some good things (Resident Evil 4, Zelda, Mario, SSBM...), but over stuffed with horrible things (i.e. Barbie Games, Generic Japanese Anime RPGs).
disenfranchisedgamerboy1: Man, I wish Nintendo had taken the small red box approach--I mean, the GameCube could have better represented Nintendo as something small, red, and boxy-- so I wouldn't accidentally make friends with those other gamers who play Xbox and PS2 and end up spending money on those systems.
disenfranchisedgamerboy2: Totally, dude.
Nothing more than a tissue box!
"Think about it....."